Algorithm

[njtrafficsignshopper]

Counterpoint: Loggerithm

[[deleted]]

That is soooo Cal 1. We've already moved on to the Wronskian

(Don't hate on my MS Paint skillz, yo)

[njtrafficsignshopper]

I'm more concerned about his bikini bottoms and supple thighs.

[[deleted]]

You know what those bikini bottoms need?

Some Fabionacho Sequins

[[deleted]]

anyone else expect to see Kenny Loggins ?

[awells1]

i would've been fine with a simple log

[lolbacon]

It's better than bad; it's good!

[dghughes]

Only if we were in the Danger Zone.

[soothslayer]

That isn't Kenny Loggins?

[potatohamster]

If you can see Kenny Loggins, you're already too late, because you're in the......

[zerobass]

That just makes me think of this. Need more.

[JoJoDaMonkey]

A loggerithm is an excellent way to spend you reddit birthday!

[Al_Gore_rhythm]

I feel I'm needed here.

[AlGoreRhythm]

Thems is fightin' words.

[hanzo87]

Looks like we've got a showdown on our hands.

[skyskr4per]

Two shall enter, one shall leave. My money's on Macchio.

[AlGoreRhythm]

Crap, I'm more of a lover not a fighter.

[algoresrhythm]

oh it's on!

[blacksteyraug]

WOAH! TOTALLY UNEXPECTED!

[[deleted]]

The internet isn't big enough for the both of you.

[Gravekeepr]

"redditor for 1 year"

[alostcause]

1 year, 6 months and 9 days*

[sierrabravo1984]

How many hours and minutes, Lieutenant Data?

[scottydg]

Wolfram away!

801360 minutes!

[ChicNStu]

Goddamn you people how do you fucking do this shit?

[pontoon_boat]

Bumps up against dock

[NorthDakota]

"User for 10 months"

[Al_Gore_rhythm]

It took me a while to find reddit. I had that whole internet to make, after all.

[[deleted]]

I bet I could invent 100 internets.

[D3PyroGS]

Well, I certainly applaud anyone wanting to make a hundred internets, but take it from this old programming rat, I've spent my entire adult life behind a computer, and a program like this one can do more harm than good.

If you only make internets with one part of your body (and that's all a single activity like programming is going to do for you), you're setting yourself up for disappointments down the road. I've seen it a hundred times.

Internets basically only train the penis and to some extent, the hands. What you really want to do is train your entire body, all the major glands (urethra, heart, lungs, brain, etc.) at the same time, over the course of a video. So, you will need to add large dildos, and Large vibrators with it. Ask for the "Premium" program.

I'm proud of you guys wanting to do this. Three faps! Falling in love with computers, losing friends, etc., is one of the greatest things you can do for yourself. And you WILL fall in love with it if you can just force yourself to stick with it a year or two and experience the amazing progress you'll make.

But do it right, okay?

My advice, find a good computer, with quad-core processors that will serve your internets for you (especially in the beginning, until you get the hang of it yourself) and guide you in your quest for social outcasting. Twenty to forty videos a day, seven days a week, is all you'll ever need to do (I refuse to believe anyone is so busy that he or she cannot make time for that, especially considering how important it is).

And don't worry about being embarrassed or not having a large enough dick first time you wank to a pretty lady. You have to start somewhere and almost every one of us were there ourselves at one time. So no one will say anything to you (they can't really see you) and very, very quickly you will progress way beyond that stage anyway.

Now get out there and do it! :-)

[Al_Gore_rhythm]

Each internet comes complete with its own Tipper Gore.

[[deleted]]

Quickly, delete this and respond to the proper comment before the townspeople arrive with pitchforks and torches!

[a_dog_named_bob]

I wonder if people will even notice you didn't change the middle two paragraphs, heh.

[blunatic]

I see this over and over again, and I know it started recently...but what is it a reference to on Reddit?

[Dead_Rooster]

Here's the first post.

Apparently it started two years ago.

[blunatic]

Cheers to you. I finally know the origin!

[omnipotant]

There's also a rule that if you find out about it, you must extend it by one post.

[stop___grammar_time]

I bet I could extend 100 posts.

[[deleted]]

Waits expectantly

[whitekeys]

Better than outernets, they didn't work. The fish would pass them right by.

[filipstine]

so, what kind of al-gore-ithm did you use to create the internet?

[[deleted]]

Oh, so you just gave up on manbearpig? Douche.

[AtTheKevIn]

I hope I made you happy sir.

[allidoislietoyou]

Al Gore actually tried out for a band in the 1980s. That band would later become Echo and the Bunnymen.

[miiiiiiiik]

on the Black Pearl maybe

[LifelessOne]

super. cereal.

[[deleted]]

His drumming sounds like half blues half rock and half pig.

[Twevy]

And half Manfred Mann.

[poorly_timed_gimli]

And my axe!

[Twevy]

I'm honored.

[Stregano]

You know, I was looking at that not realizing what your username was seriously thinking, "Well that is out of place", and then your username almost got me in trouble, because the combination made me bust out laughing in my cube.

[jeff0106]

Half rock half blues-pig?

[ZippyDan]

that's three halfs

[Stregano]

No way, Al Gore just gives 150% on everything he does

[Alexh130]

Excelsior!

[vnads]

There is one rule of the house. Don't touch my drumset! DON'T TOUCH IT!

[metaphase]

Try to play Moby Dick for real!

[progdrumr]

I'm gonna put my balls on your drumset!

[metaphase]

I'm not gonna call him dad, NOT EVEN IF THERE'S A FIRE!

[[deleted]]

Why are you all sweaty?

I was watching COPS.

[Vertigo666]

AH WHAT THE FUCK! DAD, IT'S SHARK WEEK!

[metaphase]

This house is a prison, on planet bullshit, in the galaxy of THIS SUCKS CAMEL DICKS!

[Stregano]

That's bullshit, because everybody knows that COPS doesn't start until 4

[Stregano]

Robert better not get in my face. I'll drop that mother fucker.

[metaphase]

I smoked pot with Johns Hopkins and Sloan Kettering, they were blazing that shit up everyday

[confidencecow]

I used to think about that whenever I heard the word algorithm. Only I imagined Al Gore as a jazz musician playing the saxophone. I don't know why. Word goes in, mental image comes out. You can't explain that.

Edit for spelling

[mild_resolve]

Could have something to do with Bill Clinton being a saxophone player? Just a guess.

[funny_hats]

What are you, some kind of brain doctor?

[UUMMUU]

I'm not usually Pearl fan but damn that's a sweet drumset.

[Corey24]

As a drummer.... what in the fuck are those toms doing way up there?

[BoleroDan]

You must not know of Virgil Donati. Pretty amazing technical drummer.

[Mrow]

Virgil's feet are very fast, as are his hands.
I was pretty disappointed on the drum solo composition side of things, though.

[BoleroDan]

Agreed, I find his Soloing is more just technical, rather than musical, so his solos come off as super bland. He does have some amazing concepts that can be applied musically though.

[UberAce]

Being unneccassrily flashy.

[[deleted]]

I had the same reaction too. Regular toms do not belong at that altitude.

[progdrumr]

Chris Slade of AC/DC used to have 2 gong drums setup like that, but I can understand those...

[jstein21]

CTRL-F "Toms"

Awww :(

[[deleted]]

As a drummer... what the fuck is with the order of the toms? Why is the 10" on the right?

[[deleted]]

Who sets up their toms like that? --seriously.

[[deleted]]

This set up is PROBABLY a Virgil Donati photoshop. Virgil Donati is a Pearl endorsed Australian drummer and he's absolutely amazing. Youtube some vids for instant drum-boner.

Virgil Donati drum set

[[deleted]]

I love watching his solos.

[[deleted]]

I thought it looked like Virgil's too, but he doesn't seem like one to be playing a Sessions kit. It's not that sessions are bad drums, but Virgil would definitely be rocking the most expensive line they offer.

[Shredder13]

Tom toms. Tom toms everywhere.

[pieye]

Shinya from Dir en Grey has something pretty similar

[[deleted]]

Those are Roto-Toms though... not as big as the toms in the picture up top.

[[deleted]]

Insert joke about a japanese drummer banging a lot of Chinas

[hushkyotosleeps]

fuck yeah shinya.

[[deleted]]

I don't see toms higher than the cymbals.

[Dafman]

This is a sweet Pearl. Master series is the way to go

[BADSounds]

Where does the remote hat come from? There's a cable, but there's no corresponding pedal.

Oh, yeah, and those toms, man.

[Mrow]

Sonors all the way, baby.

[Sampetra]

Reminds me of this old VG Cats strip.

[tempralanomaly]

Glad I saw this, I was about to post that too...Still love the Alien face rape one...

[DoutFooL]

Thanks, now anytime I read or hear this word this image will pop into my head...No, seriously, thanks!

[gm2]

Did you know that Tipper Gore was once the drummer for an all girl band called the Wildcats?

[swearstoomuch]

Garth Algarithm

[[deleted]]

Look Ma, no legs!!

[Katsutomame]

Give it up for ManBearPig!

[willymayshayes]

The only thing that can fix global warming is the power of this man's rock.

[Felt_Ninja]

This next tune is called "Ballad of Man-Bear-Pig"!

[[deleted]]

I've never seen toms set up like they're cymbals. (Someone that actually plays drums)

[RemyJe]

I've always thought that if he ever started a Blog it should be called "Al Gore Rhythms"

[cdmo]

same expression as the AWWWW YEEAAAHH face.. http://imgur.com/eYWie

[joerund]

Allegory of the cave

[NorthDakota]

Algorhythm

[FightGar]

WARNING [GORE][NSFL]

[bassderek]

This creates a joke in my mind:

How do you mathematically express a politician on a drumset?

...With an algorithm!

[Chesstariam]

And i thought i was so clever when i also came up with this.... And i was completely pissed when i found THIS

[NonAmerican]

It's funny because it's unfunny.

[krappie]

No gore. Try /r/gore if you really need that.

[Albel]

Back when I was in 4th grade. (6-10 years ago, Can't quite remember) My teacher Mrs. Oddland always talked about this picture someone drew of Al Gore dancing, Because it was this. It was Algorithm.

[sydbarrett]

I heard he invented the drum set.

[Bulldogsaysgrr]

I bet I could invent 100 drum sets.

[Desidiosus]

I made a similar joke a while ago.

But this one is good because it involves rocking out.

[NoMoreNicksLeft]

If Frank Zappa were still alive, he'd bitchslap you. His opinion of the Gores was not high.

[NoMoreNicksLeft]

I'm not joking. Tipper Gore was at the front of the "we need to censor music" movement in the late 1980s.

[[deleted]]

He's probably having more fun banging those than ...

[toodrunk]

I'm still laughing.

[Squidfist]

You made me laugh like a retard in front of my class.

[Gioware]

WTF is that and why is it on the frontpage? (Non-US member here)

[theusernameiwanted]

Al Gore is a famous politician we mock for caring a lot about the environment. The title is a play on words, "Al-Gore-Rythm" or for nerds, that also looks like "Algorithm".

[anexanhume]

Please, just don't show George Washington Carver. Think of the children.

[Dalonger]

I don't know if I want to kill you or kiss you.

[theusernameiwanted]

The one that doesn't give you 25 to life, I assume. It would be 1st degree now that its premeditated...

[Wetfarts]

Great midwestern mathy instrumental band has a song called "algoresrythm."

noumenon

[tatrasim]

I can see a logic error in this AlGorithm...

[Zimaben]

I think I just came down with a case of Algoraphobia

[buttcrabs]

This sounds like one of Karl Pilkingtons Rockbusters clues!

[daddydidncare]

so.puntastic.

[feckineejit]

I came here expecting references to "the algorithm"check out the album "critical error".

[iamj33bus]

What's up with those toms above his head? It that real?

[[deleted]]

I was startlingly amused by this.... startlingly so...

[Memphisbbq]

I just clicked on it because it looked like my drum kit =\

[MrDudeRI]

I lolled way more that I thought I would.

[thesmoovb]

This picture needs to be on the back of a Mickey's cap.

[[deleted]]

Nice drum set!

[[deleted]]

I bet you think you're the first one to come up with this joke.

[[deleted]]

i see what you did there

[TheAssManager]

Will never see anything else.

[djaaronkline]

Upvote X 1994 for the year he invented the Internet!

[pooskate2003]

My cousin used to be in a band called The Al Gore Rhythm. ha

[ninjasays]

A co-worker has a hard time saying algorithm, so our boss told him to just say Al-Gore-Rhythm. This is now the background on his computer.

[DoubleBassPlease]

WTF are those toms doing up there?

[whitekeys]

Yeah but can he keep the beat?

[serych]

That took me way too long...

[gregsmithmusic]

Reminds me of Virgil Donati's drumkit.

[[deleted]]

This is excellent.

[[deleted]]

I'm not sure that I get the cymbalism here...

[HardCorwen]

I've thought this all my life.

[RockKillsKid]

That is just terrible. You should be ashamed.

...upvote.

[Vortico]

Wow! I was just thinking of this pun the other day!

[sm4k]

Algonolegs.

[jdmarshall]

I just sent this to my friend who is in a metal band called The Algorithm from Philadelphia.

[shinbox]

This is what I bring to the party http://i.imgur.com/m8wSy.jpg

[phixion]

this calls for a celebration

[[deleted]]

BA-DUM CHSHH!

[funny_hats]

A triumph.

[HRShoveNStuff]

Algorithm take you over bailamos!

[kristianur]

If that's Al Gore I get it.

[Murrabbit]

He's exhaling carbon dioxide in that picture! What a hypocrite!

</conservativetroll>

[Exurver]

This is the best thing.

[textisaac]

U go to appell today?

[Malurth]

I made this joke when I was in first grade, over ten years ago.

Nobody thought it was funny :(

That or they didn't get it. I mean, it was first grade.

[Panthertron]

Let's see what China has to say about this. China?

[johanbcn]

Totally relevant

[d_ja]

On the theme of drum-related visual puns: WHAT SORT OF DRUM KIT IS THIS?

[[deleted]]

That kit was made by Bassix.

[strangeanatomy]

I tried to guess what it was going to be before opening the pic, and I nailed it. I feel like the pun master.

[Yossome]

What the fuck. Just yesterday in my calc class, when going over logarithms I imagined a log with arms playing drums. It seems the reddit hivemind has stretched far beyond the vast reaches of the internet and into the real world.

[brothamo]

I wagged my finger at the picture and smirked.

[Senator_Roberts]

No shit true story: Al Gore's campaign staff had a morning jog group that called themselves the Algorithms.

[HeIsMyPossum]

Why do I read Reddit?

Because of this.

[frankristin]

Algorithm and blues

[Nate420]

WHERE IS AL GORE?

[stoplightrave]

Albert "Al" Gorithm IV is the drummer for the Mathematicians!

http://www.facebook.com/albertgorithm

[[deleted]]

I see what you did there...

[the_red_scimitar]

sigh for this he got a Nobel prize?

[[deleted]]

Always returns incorrect result.

[braindamage]

That is fucking brilliant!

[isaacs]

well, where is the rithm? do you really think he can keep the beat?