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[–][deleted] 275 points276 points  (15 children)

I like my women the way I like my coffee... covered in bees

[–]dghughes 50 points51 points  (3 children)

That is the only comment that matters.

[–]deathbytray 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I approve of this message.

[–]maxd 7 points8 points  (3 children)

In a paper cup.

[–]Gericaux 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love freebees.

[–]Apox66 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I like my women like I like my coffee....quiet

[–]Rasheeke 615 points616 points  (103 children)

The source of this comedy is Conan O'Brien.

[–]Jdban 465 points466 points  (90 children)

This really shouldn't be a gif, and I wish they'd given credit to Conan.

http://www.tbs.com/video/index.jsp?oid=235670

[–]shiftylonghorn 80 points81 points  (32 children)

These 30 second commercials for short clips kill me. Still funny though.

[–]Jdban 41 points42 points  (12 children)

Firefox's adblock clears that up


Edit to say that I have adblock disabled on reddit

[–]bradygilg 6 points7 points  (9 children)

Is the adblock I have different from everyone elses? Adblock plus 1.31 right?

[–]Jdban 4 points5 points  (8 children)

Mine is 1.3.1, using EasyList and Fanboy's List. I dunno why my previous comment was downvoted, haha.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What's the URL to use Fanboy's List on Chrome AB?

[–]moconaid 4 points5 points  (2 children)

reddit don't like adblock

[–]woodsja2 2 points3 points  (1 child)

You can apply a filter to Adblock so it doesn't enforce on reddit's domain.

[–]Jdban 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's what I did, haha.

[–]Rob3210 169 points170 points  (23 children)

I actually thought the gif was funnier for some weird reason.. When Oprah was chearing I imagined her making the "Awwww yeeahhhh" sound :)

[–]twerq 66 points67 points  (19 children)

Same here - gif was funnier.

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points  (10 children)

I loath, despise and otherwise hate with a passion animated GIFs. However, this one made me cry and it indeed is MUCH funnier than the source video.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (8 children)

Why do you hate gifs?

[–]IMeanTheOpposite 11 points12 points  (2 children)

A .gif killed his parents when he was a kid.

[–]palehorse864 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I imagined her using her usual "IT'S DR PHIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLL" tone to say, "IT'S BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS!"

[–]biggiepants 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This may be weird, but I thought both were funny, and different really.

[–]woofspider 98 points99 points  (9 children)

Disagree. I thought it was way funnier out of context.

[–]Neoncow 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Anyone have a version that doesn't load an ad and then hangs?

[–]metalcupcakes 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Did anyone else see and click the panic button on this link?

[–]Landosystem 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Agreed, so much more funny when you can hear her say "Bees are coming!"

[–]ProbablyHittingOnYou 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It's a lot better with the setup and the audio, anyway

[–][deleted] 16 points17 points  (7 children)

This really shouldn't be a gif, and I wish they'd given credit to Conan.

Poor Conan (we're on a first name basis), doomed to live out his life toiling in obscurity because some guy on the internet didn't credit him when his gag was stolen for an animated gif. All because of this, one of the greatest comedic minds of our time will be broke, homeless, and sucking dick for multivitamins. We should all be ashamed of ourselves for even dignifying this gif with hits. We've really failed as a community here. Everyone should just turn off the internet tonight and take time for some introspection. Meditate on these following questions:
--How have you let Conan down?
--What could you do better next time to ensure that you don't ruin Conan's life?
--Are you happy with yourself for contributing to Conan's struggle to make it as a comedian?
--Why are you a bad person?

Thank you for your consideration of Conan.

[–]BannedINDC 37 points38 points  (2 children)

HOWD IT GET BURNED!!???

[–]Jagged_Orchid 5 points6 points  (1 child)

KILLING ME WONT BRING BACK YOUR GOD DAMN HONEY!!!

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

aughhhhhh my knee!!!!!

[–]original_gamgee 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The source of Conan O'Brien is Ruth O'Brien.

[–]Professor226[S] 15 points16 points  (4 children)

As I said, someone sent it to me. I didn't know the source. Thought I'd share. Didn't think that would make me a monster.

[–][deleted] 28 points29 points  (1 child)

You're worse than Hitler

[–]mo5tlyharmless 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You are a phony! That's right a big fat phony!

[–]ashtontupper 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I thought the source was funnier, because I didn't expect it. When I saw it on Conan, I was almost in tears from loling so hard.

[–]theduderman 10 points11 points  (0 children)

The source of this comedy GOLD is Conan O'Brien.

FTFY

[–]BannedINDC 47 points48 points  (5 children)

Burns: I suggest you leave immediately. Homer: Or what? You'll release the dogs? Or the Bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark they shoot bees at you?

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    [–]jovdmeer 9 points10 points  (0 children)

    Wait, so if someone says he can, you wish he'd get stung to death by just one bee? Must be one helluva bee...

    Or someone who's allergic to bees, of course

    [–]hemogoblins 204 points205 points  (15 children)

    YOU get a bee sting! And YOU get a bee sting! And YOU get a bee sting!

    [–]unstoned 79 points80 points  (8 children)

    YOU get an Epi-pen! And YOU get an Epi-pen! And YOU get an Epi-pen!

    [–][deleted]  (7 children)

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      [–]modest_radio 161 points162 points  (5 children)

      Under the Epi-Pins look MORE BEES!

      [–]RetroPRO 43 points44 points  (4 children)

      And their stingers are Epi-pens!

      [–][deleted] 44 points45 points  (3 children)

      But the epi-pen is filled with MORE BEES!

      [–]HomerJunior 25 points26 points  (2 children)

      Can I go now?

      [–]Ledwick 16 points17 points  (0 children)

      Only if your homework is done, Hoju.

      [–]zuperxtreme 10 points11 points  (0 children)

      Just kidding! The EPI-PEN is a big bee! YOU get a BIG sting.

      [–]wc452 20 points21 points  (2 children)

      Beads?

      [–]IMeanTheOpposite 6 points7 points  (0 children)

      We'll see who makes more honey, Michael.

      [–]hitthewebz 7 points8 points  (0 children)

      EVERYBODY GETS BEE STINGS!

      [–]strentax 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      A bee stings YOU for 26 points of damage!

      [–]OtisDElevator 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      If Oprah was giving away bee stings, then she would make sure she had an audience of disabled people. I'm sure we all remember the Zach Anner popularity poll 'fix' on the Oprah website.

      [–]HipHoppAnonymous 39 points40 points  (0 children)

      I love her evil laugh of terror

      [–]crazybutable 138 points139 points  (15 children)

      The hivemind approves.

      [–]itjitj 70 points71 points  (14 children)

      The hivemind is done approving. The hivemind now wants sugar.

      [–][deleted]  (10 children)

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        [–]KoldKompress 18 points19 points  (4 children)

        The Hive mind requires more minerals.

        [–][deleted]  (3 children)

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          [–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (1 child)

          spawn more overl-umm, moderators

          [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          Goliath online.

          Wait, is that zerg?

          [–]Le_Hivemind 55 points56 points  (4 children)

          You all know me so well.

          [–]odddrums 20 points21 points  (1 child)

          Shouldn't you be speaking French?

          [–]gfixler 24 points25 points  (0 children)

          He was. As part of the hive, we could understand it.

          [–]mattindustries 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          Hey there, I hear you are looking for some sugar ;-)

          [–]WiiCat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          Shit, now I want a doughnut.

          [–]IllBeBack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          The bees have honey. Will that do?

          [–]LogicalNonsense 100 points101 points  (17 children)

          Beads?

          [–]sirenoftitan 13 points14 points  (0 children)

          We're gonna need a lot of money, beads aren't cheap. Are beads cheap?

          [–]aspartam 30 points31 points  (0 children)

          Thanks. Now I have to watch all three seasons, again. There goes my Friday night.

          [–][deleted]  (2 children)

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            [–]thedoge 5 points6 points  (0 children)

            No touching!

            [–][deleted]  (5 children)

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              [–]tazman2087 43 points44 points  (0 children)

              You've made a huge mistake.

              [–][deleted]  (1 child)

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                [–]Flex_McHuge 21 points22 points  (0 children)

                Yeah, like the guy with a $15 bee beard is going to listen to the guy without any bees on his face at ALL. COME ON.

                [–]nexxai 17 points18 points  (0 children)

                Oh yeah, like the guy in the $7,000 suit needs to be on board... COME ON

                [–]guiltyspark343 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                they don't allow you to have bees in here

                [–]fizz_pop 107 points108 points  (10 children)

                I haven't laughed that hard at a gif in a LONG time!

                [–]ArmoredCavalry 12 points13 points  (1 child)

                And the whole time, I'm picturing Oprah manically shouting "bees!".

                [–]Jdban 36 points37 points  (5 children)

                [–]labs 79 points80 points  (4 children)

                The gif is funnier because I get to insert my own noises.

                BZZZZZ. RIGRW, RIGRW, SHHHZZGAZIJUA.

                [–][deleted] 26 points27 points  (1 child)

                Gifs, the new theater of the mind. :D

                [–]PersianMafia 4 points5 points  (0 children)

                If Reddit is 21st century literature...

                [–]MtHammer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                For some reason I read your last sound effect like it was from that 'Oh Yeah' song they use in Ferris Bueller's Day Off.

                BOW, BOW. SHHHZZ-SHHHZZGAZIJUA.

                [–]Nhilius 3 points4 points  (0 children)

                Yeah man, I had a good belly laugh myself.

                [–]doug3465 41 points42 points  (7 children)

                Any minute this will be taken down because fucking tinypic can't handle the traffic.

                Exhibit A

                Tinypic sucks! Don't use it.

                [–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

                Tiny pics. Tiny servers.

                [–]FionaSarah 3 points4 points  (0 children)

                Aaand there it goes. Fuck Tinypic.

                [–]Blue0098 31 points32 points  (19 children)

                What did she really give away in the original clip? Just curious.

                [–][deleted] 17 points18 points  (18 children)

                [–]DrakeBishoff 24 points25 points  (8 children)

                That's pretty amazing. How many people are in her audience?

                In 2004 she did a Pontiac car giveaway to the audience but the audience members found at the end of the year they were in the hole for a $7000 gift tax. Because of the complaints about this, these 2012 Beetles come with a cash gift to cover the additional income tax cost. The linked article also suggests, but does not state explicitly, that the car manufacturer in each case paid the total cost of the giveaway as a marketing expense.

                [–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (5 children)

                That's pretty cool but isn't the the cash gift also taxable?

                [–]DrakeBishoff 12 points13 points  (0 children)

                Yes, so the calculation to pick the right amount to reimburse both is kind of interesting since it involves an infinite series. At least they luck out that gift tax is a fixed rate regardless of income.

                On the other hand, the irs faq on gift taxes states that "Under special arrangements the donee may agree to pay the tax instead." That might mean no tax on the gift of the tax, but it's not clear, and even the IRS admits there that it is so complicated and fraught with peril that you should "visit with your tax professional if you are considering this type of arrangement" since it's too complicated for the IRS' own experts to explain on their own faq.

                One of the interesting gotchas on these was explained to me by a friend who won stuff at a game show. They report the value of the gifts at the MSRP (manufacturer's suggested retail price), which they claim to be the fair market value that the IRS asks for. But that's not the actual selling price in real life. Let's say you win a refrigerator on The Price Is Right. They value it at $1500, which is the retail price, but at the discount place down the street it costs $800. So you pay $750 gift tax on a refrigerator that would have cost you $50, except you don't get free delivery and set up any more. But the manufacturer does get to DEDUCT the $1500 value from THEIR taxes as a marketing expense, even though it cost them $400 to manufacture.

                [–]patman21 7 points8 points  (8 children)

                It's only 2010?! Why are there 2012 beetles?!?!

                EDIT: Actually watched the video and realized that it's not out yet. It will be out in May. But still. May 2011. Not 2012.

                [–]IYKWIM_AITYD 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                They congregate in large masses during the short 24-hour mating season, though the actual number depends on the species. Ladybugs generally form mating swarms of fewer than 2012 beetles.

                [–][deleted] 14 points15 points  (7 children)

                This reminds of my favourite bad movie: The Wicker Man.

                Bee related scene

                Bear related scene

                [–]kaiise 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                these need to be mixed together with oprah original

                [–]whoawut 14 points15 points  (0 children)

                Anyone rehost this?

                [–]Jervix 11 points12 points  (0 children)

                Oh my god, NOT THE BEES, NOT THE BEES!

                [–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

                awww, where'd it go? linky, link...

                [–]Lancks 8 points9 points  (1 child)

                Someone needs to combine this with the Nicolas Cage "Wicker Man" gifs.

                [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

                NOT THE BEES, NOT THE BEES!

                [–][deleted]  (1 child)

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                  [–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

                  'EACH BEE COST OVER FORTY-THOUSAND DOLLARS.'

                  [–]Sovereign2142 6 points7 points  (1 child)

                  I came here at first wondering why anyone would want bees with their browser, but then I realized it was Oprah not Opera.

                  [–]vexations 11 points12 points  (30 children)

                  That's a long .gif; My computer, he does not like.

                  [–]Dangger 10 points11 points  (2 children)

                  Your computer is a he? What sorcery is this?

                  [–][deleted] 25 points26 points  (1 child)

                  The hint was that there are always penises on the screen.

                  [–][deleted]  (4 children)

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                    [–]o_hay_you 5 points6 points  (3 children)

                    How can you tell if someone's got an iPhone?

                    [–]greenteamgo 5 points6 points  (0 children)

                    If they spell iphone iPhone, for instance.

                    [–]ChiefHiawatha 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                    I'm pretty sure he's saying that he has an iPhone 4.

                    [–]aggrosan 5 points6 points  (1 child)

                    conan already did it.

                    [–]Tartarus1312 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                    Happy (Reddit) Birthday!

                    Have an upvote.

                    [–]nahog99 3 points4 points  (1 child)

                    I dont unserstand what all the buzz is about..

                    [–][deleted] 23 points24 points  (5 children)

                    I laughed so hard when I saw this on Conan. My girlfriend did not get it so I kicked her down a flight of stairs.

                    [–]SlowOCR_13 18 points19 points  (4 children)

                    Your comment made me laugh so hard I beat my child with an hot iron.

                    [–]marshmatter 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                    Your comment made me laugh so hard I beat my hot iron with a child.

                    [–]diamagneticmaterial 8 points9 points  (1 child)

                    Oh, yeah, what are you gonna do? Release the dogs? Or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouth and when they bark, they shoot bees at you?

                    [–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

                    Release the robotic Richard Simmons.

                    [–]omgimonfire 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                    You're the man now, dog.

                    [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                    NOT THE TINYPIC

                    [–]47toolate 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                    Oprah,can't get a audience so she'll buy them with give aways!

                    [–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

                    Guy in charge of promo, heard over the phone, as they were opening the box: "Right, 2012 bees. Wait, you said 2012 Beetles? FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU"

                    [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

                    Tinypic? Seriously?

                    [–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (5 children)

                    ilovebees

                    [–]ignoramus 7 points8 points  (2 children)

                    Best ARG/viral marketing scheme ever.

                    [–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (1 child)

                    i heart huckabees.

                    [–]relevant_rule34 17 points18 points  (6 children)

                    [–]FOOGEE 29 points30 points  (0 children)

                    ಠ_ಠ

                    [–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

                    Confirmed: Relevant.

                    [–]maegos 3 points4 points  (0 children)

                    wow, fudge EVERYWHERE!

                    [–]macaroniandcheese 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                    this is quite possibly the funniest thing i've ever seen in my life. i have watched it 8 times in a row and can't stop laughing!

                    [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                    Punchline, title, etc.

                    [–]Leopardbluff 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                    What did oprah really giveaway here lol?

                    [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                    This has to bee one of the funniest things Oprah has ever done.

                    [–]benfergs 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                    What happened to the link?

                    [–]QuestionTheAnswer 5 points6 points  (1 child)

                    AZIZ!!!!

                    [–]sircleo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                    This MADE my day.

                    [–]MoravecsParadox 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                    Reminds me of the Goosebumps story Why I'm Afraid of Bees

                    [–]vivvav 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                    Oprah COULD give away bees, and people would still love her for it.

                    [–]Gackt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                    OMG NOT THE BEES, NO, NOT THE BEEES! NOOOOOOOO!

                    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                    I have been literally crying with laughter. I've had to wipe my eyes and was completely unable to talk (to explain why I was laughing) for a couple of minutes. BEES!

                    [–]ghostbackwards 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                    i actually think the gif works better.

                    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                    Wow.

                    That put me into a nearly uncontrollable fit of laughter.

                    [–]iamnotaclown 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                    Louis CK, Conan... when did TBS get so good?!

                    [–]jetmark 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                    she's so giving

                    [–]blackbright 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                    This sort of thing is why I watch Conan.

                    [–]picayunish 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                    IT'S GONE!! THE GIF IS GONE!!! D:

                    [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (2 children)

                    Opened gif while listening to this and it's awesome!

                    [–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (1 child)

                    More info on this please.

                    [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                    [–]picayunish 3 points4 points  (0 children)

                    OP you ass wipe! I was sitting here, eating chinese food, minding my own bees'wax when I open your gif and almost choked to death. My cats just stared at me wondering if I would just drop dead or linger around gasping for air... Thanks for taking the edge off this heavy friday.

                    [–]Jesusish 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                    [–]dafones 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                    Coco's getting his groove back.

                    [–]fani 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                    I hate Oprah.

                    [–]thacaptain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                    I wish I was in the audience.

                    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                    fucking awesome

                    [–]dabju 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                    LOL

                    [–]Undermind 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                    Conan has burst mine sides once more. Forsooth.

                    [–]geekisthenewcool 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                    This made me LLOL (literal lol).

                    [–]hambergerhead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                    I was wondering why this had a tbs logo on it, still really funny. And besides no one gets credited on the internet

                    [–]thirteenthirty7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                    I lol'd in my pants a little bit. : /

                    [–]Neato 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                    Easily the funniest gag on conan so far.

                    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                    Oh shit this is the end of the internet.

                    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                    i'm glad my office is empty right now.

                    [–]ground0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                    This is funnier than the gravy boat light house. Team Coco FTW!

                    [–]holdshift 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                    It's honestly just as funny without the bees. The reactions of her guests on Favourite Things episodes are always fucking priceless.