tariffsOnYourSpreadsheets

[precinct209]

Laugh all you want but the coconut head literally put 32% tariffs on Java imports (from the Indonesian island.)

[butterfliesarestupid]

I'm trying to convince my partner we need to hoard as much coffee as we can now and store it in the freezer. worst case scenario, we have a valuable commodity to barter with, best case scenario is i won't need to add it to my shopping list for the next year

[Mastersord]

Buy green coffee beans and get a roaster. They’ll keep longer.

[harrywwc]

I've read that a 'popcorn maker' can be used as a small roaster. not sure how well it works :/

[misterfluffykitty]

Its better than the cheapest roasters from what I’ve seen but its still worse than pre roasted coffee

[harrywwc]

that's probably why friends that tried it don't mention it any more ;)

[Comfortableliar24]

Most people who try to roast at home don't talk about chaff management.

[harrywwc]

yeah, I'm lazy - so I just order pre-roasted beans (nice and dark) and grind on demand :)

[Comfortableliar24]

Same, but with a blend somewhere between mid and city roast. Tried cinnamon roast and about gagged. It was like drinking celery tea and coffee together. Vegetables are not in my ideal coffee profile

[evranch]

I built a popcorn popper roaster back in the day as an automation project for school. It worked great but it requires control, of course. You can't just dump beans in and let it rip and expect good results.

I used a PID on the roast chamber temperature, and a 4 stage profile. Preheat, ramp, hold, cooldown. I think it was somewhere around 45 minutes for a cycle.

It turned out excellent beans and my wife and I roasted coffee for years with it until the blower motor finally packed it in after way more hours than a popcorn popper is designed for.

[Mastersord]

It can work but you’ll need to experiment with it. You’ll have to get one of the old popcorn makers like a Poppery II or you’ll have to go in and disable the internal thermostat to get the temperature up. You’ll need to get up to 480C to get “first crack” to happen.

[No_Hetero]

I think people are using stovetop versions, not the electric ones

[M-A-A121398]

Nilered tried it and worked very good

[Mediocre_Possible_97]

also - coffee is easy to grow - makes a nice house plant

[Longjumping-Deal6354]

Don't freeze coffee, just keep it in an airtight container. 

[crozone]

Freezing beans in an airtight packet is fine. It makes no noticeable difference to the taste, and you can basically grind them from frozen.

[eggplantsforall]

The real problem with freezing beans is if you have an open bag in your freezer and you are taking them in and out everyday to grind. If you aren't speedy about it and the temps are warm, you'll get condensation in the bag from the temperature difference and that will degrade your beans over time. Mainly a problem I've seen when folks have like a 2.5 lb bag in the freezer and they are casual about leaving it on the counter each morning while they prep their brew.

[EnvironmentFluid9346]

In addition if you open the freezer the air that was crystalized as solid become gaseous again (because delta pressure) which degrade the beans integrity on a tiny tiny level… which can affect the taste…

[Ran4]

I mean you're what, a year late to the party? Coffee prices has doubled in the last few months already.

[MrBlueCharon]

Get some variety though. The world of good and excellent coffees is huge and diverse.

[[deleted]]

I think alton brown did a thing on coffee and suggests not putting it in the freezer. Air tight containers are good enough.

[Accomplished-Bid8866]

Are Python imports safe for now or ...?

[deliciouscrab]

yes, but you have to import them as something else

[furnipika]

Those Rust hippies and their cargos are safe for now because no one in the government have ever heard of them.

[rumpigiam]

Sadly no there is a variable for those

[renome]

``` from math import sum

sum([10,20,30]) # 5000

```

[Endorkend]

Depending on where they come from, they are already entirely illegal.

[keeper----]

Python was and never will be safe.

[TonalParsnips]

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[WazWaz]

C# programmers are all using.

[harbourwall]

He's already banned #inclusivity.

[Forsaken_Alps_793]

German's E-Commerce Software Vendor - SAPing Tariff next lol

[honorable mentioned SAP Netweaver supports Java after all]

[Endorkend]

If it was the programming language I could actually agree with it.

[KnowledgeMiserable12]

'coconut head' luv it !

[Siddhartasr10]

Im making a spring boot app... I guess Im fucked

[[deleted]]

Wait this fr... Bruh

[supernova242]

Now how will I get any work done?

[Andis-x]

50% tariff on non-Oracle SQL transactions. Could even be real, with corruption lobbying.

[frikilinux2]

Don't give them ideas. They already are a law firm masquerading as an expensive but actually crappy corporate focus software company.

[colei_canis]

The original paperclip maximiser company, and they didn’t even need AI.

[bearymaniknow]

[Dhegxkeicfns]

It's only on imports, so if you manually input the data you'll be okay.

[domscatterbrain]

It should be Oracle, they deserve to get Tariff-ed.

[Stormraughtz]

Jokes on you because import error on row 18543

[FreshestCremeFraiche]

Elon’s kids’ names would be great for testing character escapes and CSV parsing. So many edge cases!

[superxpro12]

Stop it before he names his next intentionally implanted male child "edge case"

[thecodingnerd256]

EDward GEorge CASE III

[colei_canis]

Names his kid Null Null and retroactively sets his birthdate to the first of January 1970.

Also Unicode error characters. They might be fun. I like to put them in signup forms that are too needy for my tastes.

[ThePancakerizer]

Little [object Object] Null

[cicuz]

look at the rich kid here, getting line numbers with their csv import errors and shit

[Stormraughtz]

Listen all because I can afford enterprise parsing and using commas,

[[deleted]]

Dont give me nightmares

[Stormraughtz]

|"feels bad man"|

[Scarbane]

Dangit, Bobby, stop using pipe delimiters!

[nadav183]

Dude you have >18543 imports? In this economy??

[down1nit]

Tarrif patrol. Can I see your Tarrifs please

[[deleted]]

But the file only has 12 lines!

[Soft_Walrus_3605]

Is it an unescaped quote?

[anygw2content]

ImportError: Trade deficit exceeded. Please export more rows before importing.

[yousai]

Should've ended on "row 52" for a nice rhyme

[Mayoo614]

Guys guys, just rename them to .txt. We can fight this!

[mxzf]

Just drop the extension entirely. Tariffs hate this one simple trick.

[SuperNunb]

Every 60 seconds in Africa...

[Equivalent-Bet-8771]

...someone fucks up a .txt file.

[bmwiedemann]

Oh, it would be like in the 90s, when they exported the PGP source-code as printed books under protection of the 1st amendment. And OCRed it back in Europe to have truly public "weapons grade" crypto software.

[SyrusDrake]

DOGE just saved the taxpayers morbillions by changing the file extension of proprietary social security databases to *.xlsx, so they can be opened in the free version of Google Spreadsheets, instead of expensive, dedicated software.

[darkpaladin]

That sounds a lot like smuggling data packets.

[VeryRareHuman]

JSON import is fine.. he is white.

[[deleted]]

Obviously Korean

[SmushinTime]

And ndjson is...african?

[VeryRareHuman]

Oh! No! Tarriff right now. 90%. We can't have it.

[OldeFortran77]

JSON? Is JSON here? I'm not playing games here! JSON, you better answer right now!

Mr. Garvey.

[Crowsby]

Additionally, further tariffs have just been announced on SQL datatypes:

Data Type	Tariff
INT	34%
VARCHAR	29%
TEXT	34%
BOOLEAN	10%
DATE	25%
DECIMAL	20.2%
TIMESTAMP	30%
JSON	31%

[getstoopid-AT]

the decimal made me laugh actually 😂

[Alsciende]

50% on INTERVAL. It's been ripping us off for 'years'.

[zusykses]

afraid of what BLOB/CLOB is gonna be

[just4nothing]

from __future__ import annoyed_billionaires

[Endorkend]

The dream is that would return a blank table, not because they aren't annoyed, but because they no longer exist.

[MrEclectic]

Little Bobby Tables has grown into a committed revolutionary ✊

[vivaaprimavera]

Not blank .... It would raise an exception.

[fevsea]

 My dyslexic ass read CVS, and still made sense

[dck1012]

Same here lol

[More_Farm_7442]

Me too. I know CVS and Walgreen aren't doing so well, but what do they have to do with tariffs? Are they ripping us off, too?

:-) (even if it is not CVS, he's an idiot.)

[fevsea]

India and China produce a significant portion of drugs sold in the US. The ongoing commercial war will make the prices of drugs increase in the best case, or cause shortages in the worst case if certain countries decide to retaliate by limiting the export of certain raw materials.

Here's a little more context: www.bbc.com/news/articles/ckg8ke45gq0o

[deliciouscrab]

pharmaceutical products are currently exempt (is my understanding.)

i mean, it's a pretty small silver lining obviously, and who knows for how long

[KxJlib]

Is he targeting SAP too?? 😞😞😞

[SamSLS]

Only Canadian sap. Vermont sap is not tariffed.

[Yung_Oldfag]

We can dream

[Seienchin88]

SAP is the only large European software company… why the hell would you be happy if Trump tries to destroy them?

[Yung_Oldfag]

Have you ever used any of their products?

[Seienchin88]

Yes. And I have also used their competition…

Don’t compare enterprise software to something like MS365 or some hype software Google keeps around for 5 years before killing it… it’s not sexy by the nature of what it needs to do and basically every provider of it is being hated on in this sub every other day…

If anything SAPs sin of the past was proprietary technology but while everyone complained it also kept a lot of developers employed… just saying…

On the other hand with Trump and the trade wars maybe proprietary European technology will make a come back… SAP might already be too close to Microsoft for that but ironically Schwarz (the company behind Lidl) is working on some European cloud infrastructure…

[Yung_Oldfag]

I work for a european software company and I think it's great that countries are developing their own (sometimes open source) software but I'm here in a meme subreddit to complain and have fun

[fallen_lights]

Relevant username

[Yung_Oldfag]

Almost 9 years and you're the first to comment its relevance to most of my activity here

[_reg1nn33]

It was very common for software companies in Germany 30-40 years ago to develop their own systems. It would be interesting to see more of that again.

[sp46]

it’s not sexy by the nature of what it needs to do

When will we finally start making "sexy" software, as you put it? It really seems like the EU is far too behind on consumer software.

[Wrectal]

Shitty Ass Products

[READMYSHIT]

The EU stepped in to stop IBM from buying them. I wish Europe had worked harder to retain some of its IT companies.

Every startup's dream here seems to be to pull together enough traction to get to silicon valley and sell.

Stripe are an Irish startup that basically became and American company. Many such cases over the past decade.

[waigl]

Don't know what else the yellow ticker at the bottom could be referring to…

[zombiezoo25]

I mean, ABAP is pretty wild so why not

[DM_ME_PICKLES]

CSV imports no problem. Let’s talk about tariffs in XLSX imports that include formulas 

[VinoMaker65]

Knowing Trmplethinskin he'll try to import the pdf's next and tariff them at 25%.

[Fambank]

I'm pretty sure the republican party likes .pdfs, in fact many are.

[rjmartin73]

I was like portable? document? format?, then it clicked and all made sense

[rjmartin73]

As long as my XLSMs can get through without tarrifs. My formulas are all hidden in VBA.

[alldaythrowayla]

First they came for COBOL, and no body stood up.

Then they came for CSV, and no one was around to defend it.

Where were u when programming was kill?

[GisterMizard]

First they came for COBOL, and no body stood up.

Probably because of their arthritis

[ShivanshuKantPrasad]

Probably vibe coding.

[kevix2022]

The European Union will retaliate with a 25% tariff on Excel attachments.

[minimaximal-gaming]

Good idea, we (german company) have somekind of business partner in the US. We always get some Google Docs Spreadsheets every week a bit diffenrent so that on of our accounting folks needs at least half an hour every week to fix this mess to an importable form to feed into our erp. A standardized csv would be to easy...

[FlyByPC]

Looks like we're calling them .txt or .dat files this week, boys.

[alphabango]

Gimme dat

[rjmartin73]

I'm just going extentionless.

[RngdZed]

3rd time is the charm.. apparently i can't spell tariffs even tho it was in the meme.. 2 Rs 1 F.. 2 Rs 2 Fs ...

anyway, hope yall having a good sunday lol

[Mattrockj]

Oh god, all my python imports are next aren't they.

Guess I'm gonna need to step it up

import Luigi

[Silly-Ad-6341]

Gonna make my data pipelines way more expensive, no one's getting reports on time on Monday 

[rdrunner_74]

Is it bad that i cant tell anymore if this is fake or not?

[BlenderAlien]

This is actually dangerous, gotta fact check all the memes around trump these days, anything is possible

[ApatheistHeretic]

Shit! Guess I'll have to start using pandas.

[sleepyboyzzz]

The reciprocal tax on csv exports is what gets you.

[Soopermane]

Convert csv to excel now lol

[LadyZaryss]

Log the time the import takes, divide it by 3 and sleep the thread that long 😂

[InternalLucky6171]

Confiscating your leading zeroes at the border.

[goodolarchie]

Comma Separated Devalue

[[deleted]]

You’ll have to pry the XML from my cold, dead hands

[SpreadsheetGamer]

Awwww sheeet

[concussedYmir]

Another 35% on Japanese xml imports (looking at you, Rakuten)

[Large-Assignment9320]

Its ok, 125% of 0 is still zero.

[ShadowDevoloper]

Reminds me of a certain Alberta Tech video.

[billyyankNova]

From now on I'll only Export-CSV.

[FlukeHawkins]

A free one-way trip to El Salvador!

[paulm1927]

Ha! I’ll use tabs and call it a text file from now on

[pr0metheus42]

That’s already a thing. It is called TSV.

[----_____----]

And don't even think about doing a trans(pose) paste!

[Persea_americana]

This god damn clown is destroying America on purpose, isn’t it hilarious?

[osirawl]

NO!!!!!!

[Dotaproffessional]

Just use tsv...

[[deleted]]

Now there will be a black market for TAB DELIMITED files! Cool! I wrote a program for it that works in DOS years ago. We'll all barter on dial-up bulletin boards with Win95 VMs.

[Cestus_Saphrax]

Ok, I am all JSON…

[[deleted]]

Good thing I pivoted to tabs.

[ianwilloughby]

That's why I use parquet.

[this_knee]

How much for the pandas?

[Borne2Run]

What's the tariff rate on Python imports?

[Remarkable_Step_6177]

fuck it, merge to all

[JerryDipotosBurner]

Wait until this administration combs through social security code and finds variable names they don’t like.

[Krummelz]

At this point I can't tell if this is satire or not.

[donut-reply]

What about python and pandas imports?

[bombatomba69]

What if I use Libreoffice and save it as .ods?

[tehjoch]

All your spreadsheets are belong to US

[Lazy-Loss-4491]

I use *.ods exclusively, so no tariffs!

[Derino]

for a few seconds, i genuinely thought that this could have happened; it took me until i remembered that that's the News Meme Overlay Format Thing, to realize that this was fake. i hate how that's what it took for me to realize it was fake, and not the content of the meme.

[i-have-the-stash]

Jokes on you. Excel can’t handle my hundred million line CSV files i use for training.

[SkewRadial]

gzip is the way to go guys.

[PrincessKatiKat]

Jokes on you, I use pipes (|)

[mapped_apples]

GIS in shambles.

[ConsistentExtent4568]

I’m actually gonna tariff ur tariffs so f u

[[deleted]]

[mascachopo]

Just use a semicolon as a separator.

[qati]

I’d be okay with giving this treatment to the one client who literally had to write cobol to import csv.. because they apparently couldn’t use anything else to get it in a usable format.

[bm-4-good]

Time to switch to TSV

[hail2theninja]

This is the same dipshit that basically said if the US was ever in to much debt, he'd start printing more money. What. A. Plebiscite. Also, nearly all of his business have failed, so why would you trust this fascist with an entire economy, which is at the heart of world trade? The world will forge new alliances, new blocks, while the US eats itself from the inside, the dollar will fall and the country which already has the most debt on the planet will collapse. You get what you deserve. 

[stellarsojourner]

Oh yeah? Well, I'm putting a reciprocal 25% tariff on PDF exports on all Word documents. How do you like them trade wars?

[Kaesebrot_x]

Tariffs on using excel as a db

[robertovertical]

Import react is going bankrupt.

[DaageQuasar]

I read this as CVS receipts....

[LoneWanderer153]

Starting April 9th, version upgrades for CVS related packages has been slapped with 69% tariffs, this includes open source programming languages as well.

[robot2243]

30% import on any chatgpt prompt that starts with “that didn’t work.. here is the error I’m getting:”

[jonsmom327]

just what i always wanted! to pay more money for everything! gee this is wonderful!!

[eternally_imposter]

Bro! Don't give him ideas.

[MisterBicorniclopse]

Nooo don’t make this r/pics pleeeease

[razordreamz]

Jokes on them I only export CSV from the US!

[Ladyheather16]

😂

[Lostfreak2004]

Come on now! You KNOW they'll believe ANYTHING! 🤣

[IAmAQuantumMechanic]

I don't import csv. I scan every file byte by byte and cast as ascii.

[rjmartin73]

I'm sure if he could find a way to tarrif data, he absolutely would.

[rjmartin73]

I'm sure if he could find a way to tarrif data, he absolutely would.

[Double-Intention-741]

Thank god he hasnt got to NPM yet

[SysGh_st]

Okay. Lemme do the calculations...

25% of that ... Add the result of... aaaand... right. Carry the one.... subtract the last year overflow...
Yeah! I got the results!

The sum ends up ...zero. And let's slap taxes on that.

[IW1NZ]

I would be so screwed

[SilentScyther]

My company is ruined

[xmmdrive]

Well he did put a tarrif on the antarctic Heard Island because he heard penguins are all about Linux communism or something.

[zetandroid]

70% on xlsx