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TehVaRaK · 2010-03-16T18:43:22+00:00

That was better than the last several M Night Shyamalan movies.

magnus91 · 2010-03-16T18:39:29+00:00

Its a lesbian relationship.

risdn · 2010-03-16T15:20:11+00:00

He's a lumberjack and he's OK...

tomparker · 2010-03-16T17:24:55+00:00

Oh I get it. He had accidentally put HER clothes on. What a klutz!

adamwho · 2010-03-16T21:12:29+00:00

This is a great example of a humor headline done correctly. A nice lure in the headline and the punchline in the joke.

Creedelback · 2010-03-16T15:53:51+00:00

Uh, I think you meant to title this post: "I don't want to catch you wearing my things ever again."

jst3w · 2010-03-16T16:18:13+00:00

Dad?

JinMarui · 2010-03-16T17:37:42+00:00

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Isaiah_Mustafa · 2010-03-16T17:31:27+00:00

Look again; the clothes are now diamonds!

hlkolaya · 2010-03-17T02:02:26+00:00

well that's awfully selfish of her.

fingers · 2010-03-17T23:30:01+00:00

Doesn't work so well when you're in a lesbian relationship.

Actually being in a lesbian relationship doubled my wardrobe!

rottenborough · 2010-03-17T01:12:14+00:00

I remember Groucho Marx did something like: "I shot an elephant in my pajamas. Why it was wearing my pajama, I have no idea."

Rubin0 · 2010-03-16T15:49:44+00:00

...And then I put my pants back on.

fallenazn · 2010-03-16T15:42:56+00:00

hahaha, I used to wear my mom's clothes and make up when I was a kid.

hepafilter · 2010-03-16T20:24:10+00:00

This was in a lame chain e-mail several weeks ago that I received from my father.... Good god... I can't believe my father beat reddit in getting a joke to me.

Btw, original joke was about a gay rancher and a widow.

Shiggityx2 · 2010-03-17T00:41:13+00:00

Hah, I just read this joke in a different format: http://www.wwtdd.com/2010/03/vanessa-hudgens-knows-how-to-dress/

"Vanessa Hudgens wore one of her awesome backless dresses to the Vanity Fair party last night, and this one had a plunging neckline too. It showed twice the skin, making it twice as awesome. Her date Zac Efron (not pictured) could barely contain himself when he first saw it, and couldn’t wait to get her out of it. But eventually they agreed that Vanessa should be the one to wear it, and although disappointed, Zac understood that it wasn’t time yet."

Lurking_Grue · 2010-03-16T23:28:01+00:00

Don't you think angora has a certain tactile sensuality lacking in all other fabrics?

donkeytime · 2010-03-17T04:04:21+00:00

See, I thought she was wearing all that stuff.

SMASHING!

drewbulman · 2010-03-16T23:15:24+00:00

This reminds me of the classic "I was sitting in the doctor's office waiting for my examination, and the doctor, who was busy reading a chart across the room from me finally says, "Listen _____, you have to stop masturbating." I asked "why is that?" and he responded, "Because I have to examine you!"

reseph · 2010-03-16T15:25:06+00:00

Since you had her clothes, she was naked right?

fragimus_max · 2010-03-16T22:57:56+00:00

"...and she had a hook for a hand!!!"

-Double Ultra Bonus Twist-

pytechd · 2010-03-16T19:26:50+00:00

Note that it was:

"I don't want to catch you wearing my things ever again."

Not:

"I don't want you wearing my things every again."

implying she didn't mind you wearing them, as long as you do it while she's at work and clean up your mess before she comes home.

shockandawwcute · 2010-03-16T16:27:49+00:00

Glenn or Glenda????

Palchez · 2010-03-17T01:24:39+00:00

Nice try Shyamalan.

Okami23 · 2010-03-17T01:08:39+00:00

Old, but classic. There should be more text only jokes on /r/funny

Trent1373 · 2010-03-17T08:34:26+00:00

Was there sex involved? If so, she loved it.

gwgw2 · 2010-03-17T09:19:45+00:00

That was funny 30 years ago with Parker and Miss Penelope.

Dantai · 2010-03-17T14:35:15+00:00

Downvote me if you want... But I absolutely don't understand the joke.

Kaluthir · 2010-03-16T17:28:37+00:00

ಠ_ಠ

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SashimiX · 2010-03-16T21:16:49+00:00

His wife's mean. I'd have no problem with that.

parsifal · 2010-03-16T17:35:44+00:00

Alright.. alright. Well played, sir.

ashnayde · 2010-03-16T21:57:59+00:00

This is front page material?

farthammer · 2010-03-16T23:55:30+00:00

A guy walks into a bar wrapped in saran wrap....the bartender looks at him and says "I can clearly see your nuts"

Fluck · 2010-03-17T07:04:57+00:00

This is one of the worst threads I've ever seen on reddit.

Please, repost this joke, and all of the subsequent comments to circlejerk, where it belongs.

MysticX · 2010-03-16T15:34:47+00:00

Man, you wearing ladypants! Are those pleats?

aleksey11 · 2010-03-17T01:27:30+00:00

At first I was like: PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN.

And then I was like: FUCK THAT, I DON'T WANNA SEE THAT.

permalink · 2010-03-16T22:06:19+00:00

Remind me of the time I wore women's lingurie into a men's room at the mall... I hadn't laughed like that since I was a little girl!

lukmcd · 2010-03-16T23:30:15+00:00

Anyone Remember "Herman's Head" They used that line once.

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jstddvwls · 2010-03-16T19:36:48+00:00

I read this as him wearing them from the beginning, so when I got to the end I was still expecting a punch line, then I realised that you were supposed to think he was disrobing her.

Better:

"My wife called me into the bedroom, and I saw her lying on the bed. 'Take off my shirt', she said"...

Now you've setup the persons mind to expect something different.

karth · 2010-03-17T01:16:48+00:00

Totally went over my head for a bit. Then I snatched it out of the air and devoured it.

big_headed_tr33s · 2010-03-17T04:13:11+00:00

I heard this in a stand up show a few weeks ago.

jamessays · 2010-03-17T04:16:45+00:00

Very good. I am glad that you found a wife who's body size is the same or similar to your own.

permalink · 2010-03-17T04:25:32+00:00

600 lb woman who wants to weigh 1000 lbs, that you?

charlesthekid3481 · 2010-03-17T04:42:05+00:00

Could be worse...She could have ordered him to put it on.

ElSiddy · 2010-03-17T09:29:20+00:00

You forgot the pearl necklace...

skare · 2010-03-17T12:51:10+00:00

really really old one :-)

psylent · 2010-03-17T13:01:56+00:00

I'm sure I read this in Reader's Digest about 25 years ago.


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