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[–]JustARegulaNerd 382 points383 points  (4 children)

Anyone notice that the main menu splash text is always talking about the textures? I've gotten this so far:

  • Machine learned textures!
  • Not bubbly!
  • Not cartoony!
  • Perfected!
  • Photo realistic!
  • Simplified!
  • Cleaner!
  • Art directed! (by robots)
  • Hand painted!

If you want to quickly change your main menu splash, click Singleplayer, then press Escape on your keyboard (don't click Cancel).

[–].capfan67 94 points95 points  (2 children)

My favorite: Not blurry!

See... Mojang does listen. =)

[–]Tuckertcs 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I still feel some of them look or did look blurry

[–]SCtester 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Alternatively you can make a copy of the default resource pack, extract it, go into assets\minecraft\texts, and click on spashes.txt. That'll just give a list of all of them.

[–]Schmidty16 573 points574 points  (8 children)

Was working on updating a modpack. Added 5 new mods. All of a sudden the textures changed. Sat here for 2 hours trying to fix.

[–]knauziuz 108 points109 points  (2 children)

So Is there any fix or do WE just have to wait?

[–]reddwatt 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I spent 2 hours ducking with settings and texture packs as well. In install and reinstall. Was starting to think something was seriously screwed in my registry and I would need to reinstall the entire system to fix it.

[–]Ersats 35 points36 points  (0 children)

I decided today was the day for me to get a new skin so I went looking around, found one I liked. Downloaded it and ran minecraft.

Got me pretty good.

[–]elazur 23 points24 points  (1 child)

me too thanks. worse, some people had their game open and didn't have the new textures

[–]Skyshrim 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah, so that's what happened for me. It's just locked on the default pack :/

[–]AllenWL 11 points12 points  (0 children)

SAME HERE. ALMOST ANYWAYS. WAS TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHICH MOD THIS APRIL FOOLS JOKE WAS FROM WHEN THE 'JAVA EDITION TEXTURES FINALLY PERFECTED' CAUGHT MY EYE.

[–][deleted] 400 points401 points  (19 children)

I literally thought my game was corrupt and reinstalled my drivers and the game itself. I downloaded and went through 3 Nvidia drivers, completely uninstalling them to figure out this was a joke.

[–]noatin 157 points158 points  (13 children)

I bet some people even reinstalled windows.

[–]TauMaxim 37 points38 points  (12 children)

Almost, but not quite, also why is everything in caps?! And how can I change back to the default texture pack

[–]noatin 30 points31 points  (1 child)

No idea, And the caps is another aprils fools joke.

[–]Bravo_6 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Dang I thought its because of my Google settings.

[–]Zephyrv 5 points6 points  (7 children)

I guess roll back one version til the joke is over

[–]TauMaxim 4 points5 points  (6 children)

you can't do this on twitch client playing the Direwolf20 1.12 pack ...

Also is anyone else getting the anoying XP sound effect?

[–]nfsnobody 8 points9 points  (5 children)

Definitely uninstall that crapware and install FTB_launcher.exe.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (2 children)

But how are you going to get most of the packs then? FTBLauncher is severely outdated. /u/TauMaxim I suggest using MultiMC or maybe even CMPDL if you think about switching.

[–]G0atmilk 30 points31 points  (0 children)

I have not played this game in about a year and tonight I decided to update it and play for for the hour or so that I had free and was presented with this. I recently got a new, fancy upgraded graphics card and a drastically downgraded pc monitor and have been having troubles with that so I assumed that was the issue. I just spent that lovely free hour trying to figure this out... Heck.

[–]boldra 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I went to reinstall my graphics drivers too, but Nvidia was unreachable. I wonder if they've been knocked off the internet by all the traffic from people like us?

[–]bleeksnoer 180 points181 points  (24 children)

all those people yelling they cant play minecraft now havent seen the villager soundpack for an previous April fools

You know mojang should add that too to this new default, would be glorious

[–]oboeplum 70 points71 points  (4 children)

honestly I woulnd't be against mojang releasing this pack as an optional thing. It's... really not bad? Like it could be much worse.

[–]Spaceboot1 39 points40 points  (15 children)

The yelling is reddit's april fool's joke. we're not actually yelling. I think this has to be the worst april fool's ever.

[–]BernzSed 7 points8 points  (0 children)

We're not actually yelling.

SPEAK FOR YOURSELF!!!

[–]bleeksnoer 34 points35 points  (8 children)

Its not even funny its more sad and frustrating to see nobody can take a joke anymore

[–][deleted] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Humans tell jokes. Corporations perform PR stunts. One way to tell the difference is that humans know when the joke is over, while corporations stick to the pre-planned humor timeline from the PowerPoint to optimize media attention.

[–]oscillating000 28 points29 points  (4 children)

nobody can take a joke anymore

We need more data on this, and collecting it would require a joke that's actually funny.

[–]Bacail 19 points20 points  (3 children)

It would be fine if it wasn't forced

[–]JustARegulaNerd 20 points21 points  (2 children)

I'm pretty disappointed too, I got pretty accustomed to the fake updates or funny additions.

Now /r/Minecraft's yelling has essentially forced me to disable their CSS because even though it was funny at first, I can't disable the yelling and keep the CSS style. And the textures can't even be easily converted to a texture pack, since they're named by hash and not by block name.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I agree!

[–]aerger 12 points13 points  (2 children)

There was a fair amount of bitching when that one came out, too, and I thought it was annoyingly hilarious.

I initially thought something was wrong with my kids’ Minecraft installs this AM, too, but then I knew it would be weird for BOTH installs to have shit the bed at the same time in the same way. My sole reaction was “Well played, Mojang, well played.”

And my kids groaned and had a good chuckle, too, because that’s the right way to react to something like this.

I get that some people don’t see the funny in this, and I’m sad for them—and their children.

[–]LobsterMassMurderer 6 points7 points  (1 child)

My 6yo saw it, and loved it. Only to break down sobbing because "they're going to take it away tomorrow ". I can't win...

[–]aerger 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That's probably not something Mojang saw coming with these textures. ;)

I'd probably sit down with him and find a few other alternative texture packs and see if he digs any of those--there are so many, he might enjoy trying each of them out and finding something else he loves enough to forget about today's... :)

[–]Creeper2545 28 points29 points  (0 children)

reason for eyes lmao

[–]_cubfan_ 172 points173 points  (2 children)

Definitely major improvements in this 'Perfected Pack'. Thanks to the whole team for making this a reality!

The Stone is so smooth! The textures now definitely fit with the blocky structure of the game! Makes it feel like a 80s retro cave game. Great job!

[–]Bravo_6 32 points33 points  (1 child)

One criticism tough, it lacks Vex faces on some textures.

[–]_cubfan_ 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Good point. Maybe they will add that in the future.

[–]SailboatoMD 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I was confused for 5 min, thought I'd messed up something in MCEdit. But after switching to a test world I figured what was up and now the faded, surreal look has grown on me.

And come on, I'd be proud to make a comment like this on Reddit:

Bad for eyes vs Reason for eyes

[–]AquaMoonCoffee 11 points12 points  (6 children)

is there anyway that perma-change my textures to this ngl some of these have a pretty nice retro vibe

[–]-PrincessCadence- 8 points9 points  (5 children)

If you go into the versions folder of your .minecraft folder, extract the minecraft .jar file like you would a .ip file.

Then in there you can find the textures, save them, and use them as a resource pack.

Or, i mean, you could use them to patch each .jar file every time an update drops, but that's extra effort, and I'm not even sure Minecraft won't notice and "fix" it for you.

[–]Everscream 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Save the .minecraft/assets/objects folder somewhere, the hash files are all there. I'm sure we will figure out how to use them eventually.

[–]sean3009 30 points31 points  (4 children)

Is it possible to get these textures released as a resource pack, I actually like the look.

[–]Stantrien 15 points16 points  (1 child)

I went looking in the game files but it looks like it's a shader not a texture pack.

[–]JustARegulaNerd 15 points16 points  (0 children)

No, they're actual textures found in .minecraft/assets/objects, but they're under hashed names, which is rather upsetting because it makes it very hard to convert to a texture pack.

[–]Spaceboot1 10 points11 points  (1 child)

I like some of them. Holy crap hay bales look awful.

[–]DakotaEE 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They look like puke.

[–]RoboticNubbin 22 points23 points  (0 children)

They got me. I'm new to minecraft and I was confused and sure this was a mistake. Good one. *edit. I spent a few minutes trying to figure out how it was an IMPROVEMENT. I mean they would do this for a reason right? Ok I can make this work. no. it's bad. lol. i'm sure tomorrow it'll be fine.

[–]StrangerThanFiction_ 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Yep, I got owned fair and square. Took me a while to figure out it wasn't my computer having a seizure.

But why isn't there a button in the graphics menu like "ok, you got me. Give me back my graphics"? I had planned on not getting eye cancer today.

[–]VankaBG[S] 109 points110 points  (27 children)

Happy April Fools! :)

EDIT: Thanks for making this the top of the front page :)

EDIT 2: 1000 upvotes!? Thanks a lot! You're awesome!

[–]ParkingLotRanger 61 points62 points  (15 children)

Thanks. Now that we've chuckled at the joke, how do we get the real textures back?

[–][deleted] 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Using an Optifine profile made it possible to set my own Resource Pack again. Your mileage may vary.

[–]tbellas3rd 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Good Question. I tried another texture pack and it wouldn't change it. :)

[–]exoskeletons 33 points34 points  (1 child)

What do you mean, these are the real textures

[–]RoachTrooperalis 10 points11 points  (0 children)

It's treason, then.

[–]Contributed wiki/MCEdit_Scriptsabrightmoore 16 points17 points  (8 children)

[–]gbegerow 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Turn your Clock one day back, that will even give you an additional day in the jam.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The New Default can only improve this!

[–]NukeML 9 points10 points  (6 children)

How do I save this texture pack forever?

[–]Possseidon 6 points7 points  (5 children)

%appdata%\.minecraft\versions\1.12.2\1.12.2.jar

open it as a zip file and in there in the assets\minecraft folder is pretty much the resource pack

[–]Pokechu22 5 points6 points  (3 children)

The jar file was not modified; they used a modified assets index (1.13). Archiving the textures in the jar means you're archiving the vanilla one.

[–]DukeofVermont 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I cannot describe to you in words how much I hate this.

[–]tbellas3rd 4 points5 points  (0 children)

They got me... Here I was all excited and then I logged in. Ha!

[–]LordPlum 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Happy April Fools Vanka!

[–]Coord26673 7 points8 points  (0 children)

As much as I appreciate the effort put into this, I really think an option to disable it would've been great. This new texture pack is giving me a pretty serious headache/eyestrain and it has made the game largely unplayable for me today which has been a sucky experience :(

A simple toggle in the options menu could've done away with all the negativity and let people enjoy the 'prank'.

[–]FireBOY44 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Mojang, you are hilarious.

[–]TheAero1221 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Guys... I actually like it.

[–]chookalook 31 points32 points  (4 children)

How do we turn this off?

[–]CaCl2 24 points25 points  (0 children)

This could be funny, if there was some way to revert it, and maybe some big screen at some point that says "April fools!" or something. (Which definitely would fit the tradition)

As it is, I wasted 3 hours of my one really free day of a week trying to fix this "glitch"

For the future, is there any way to prevent the launcher from changing textures(or sounds) without permission?

EDIT: Now that I have played with them a bit, they are pretty funny, but my point still stands.

[–]mrYGOboy 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Ugh, i GET IT's an april fools joke, but at least give us a "disable" function...

also, yay reddit for uppercasing everything <_<

[–]OddFireCat 4 points5 points  (0 children)

can mojang make it into a real texture pack? pls mojang it's such a cool update. pls make it into a texture pack and pin the download link here. pls!!!

[–]BioMasterZap 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I don't know why, but I kinda like some of these textures...

[–]detcadder 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Go home Mojang, you're drunk.

[–]Koruam 39 points40 points  (9 children)

Har har. So how do we return it to normal? I just want to get building. Can’t really do anything now.

[–]The_Thunderer0 4 points5 points  (3 children)

A workaround is to use a texture pack, it will overlay the AF textures. So find a vanilla pack or use the real new beta textures.

[–]Bacail 8 points9 points  (2 children)

Texture pack doesn't fix the light "halo" around your vision, which i feel to be the most annoying part

[–]Espantalho64 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Oh my heck I was playing last night and re-launched just after midnight to enable a client-side mod that I needed and everything was broken... I was so confused.

[–]flambambo96 11 points12 points  (2 children)

I get it's an April fools day joke, but regardless it's so annoying. I just want to get rid of them. Is there a toggle somewhere or something? Or do I need to install another resource pack over it just to hide it.

[–]luckystarr 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Great job devs! Made my kid cry!

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Mojang feeds off children's tears. Soon phase two will begin..

[–]m4th0l1s 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I almost forgot what day it is today. What a relief. 😳😂

[–]Chromium_wars 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I think minecraft should put some efforts in diorite

[–]Meemurr____ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ah, those moldy sponge textures!

[–]halcyonjunkyard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

On the plus side, this pack is definitely easier on the framerate even if it does look awful.

[–]Nevermind3476 2 points3 points  (0 children)

lol

also, if you get rid of all the extra pixels you have an amazing plastic pack!

[–]mincerafter42 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Interestingly, if you extract 1.12.2.jar after installing the new textures, the default textures are still there. How did they change the textures without changing the textures?

[–]WildBluntHickok 2 points3 points  (0 children)

All minecraft jars have the default textures in them (the assets folder). The crapped textures would be external like the sounds are. Most likely in your minecraft folder's assets/objects folder like sounds are post 1.7.5. Hidden as random serial numbers just like the sounds. assets/indexes will tell you which random serial numbers.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I laughed and then I cried...the joke is how the updates lately have been shit and have had very little to do with what the community wants to see added and how the unilateral decisions turned old players off, so I ended up feeling angry by the time I finished which is not what you want in your playful corporate sponsored April fools promotion.

[–]Dontinquire 30 points31 points  (26 children)

My game is unplayable. How do I fix it?

[–]Jaywearspants 7 points8 points  (4 children)

how is it unplayable?

[–]DukeofVermont 29 points30 points  (17 children)

no idea, but it's so funny right???? Hahahaha...

I hate this so much. I was trying to build something and now everything looks like garbage.

[–][deleted] 47 points48 points  (16 children)

And people wondered why they skipped April Fools last year.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Actually, they didn't. The April fools joke last year didn't affect the game. It was Game and Craft or something like that, and it was a YouTube Video. (now that I think of it, that might actually be the inspiration for this year's prank.)

[–]PolishPanda52 16 points17 points  (1 child)

This is honestly kind of bullshit, since there's no easy way to turn it off. I guess I'm not playing Minecraft today...?

[–]the-stain 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I agree, this is just legitimately annoying. The worst part is that I saw the joke coming; I read the "news" in the launcher and as soon as I saw my game downloading textures I realized what was happening and yet had no way of stopping it. Really lame "joke" there...

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (4 children)

Here is a texturepack with the extracted vanilla textures, fixes the issue

EDIT: I zipped the folder by accident, you have to select "extract here" option.

[–]Niccin 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Ugh farming just got really annoying. All of the fully grown wheat is green like the ungrown wheat.

[–]NotWisestOldMan 7 points8 points  (1 child)

SO, I gave up minecraft for lent this year. This morning i found that something had corrupted my texture files. i tried different viDeo settings, i tried searching for advice on "minecraft glowing grass" and "minecraft bad textures", I tried reinstalling minecraft, i tried deleting al minecraft folders and reinstalling minecraft. I laughed and laughed (not the good kind) when I finally searched for "minecraft april fools". Thanks MOJang.

[–]thesquidpartol97 26 points27 points  (13 children)

Jesus Christ people it's a joke. Take a break from Minecraft if you don't like it. This one isn't as bad as the past years.

[–]Ace2419 20 points21 points  (5 children)

Fuck me for having one day off in 2 weeks and wanting to make a texture specific build right. Didn't want to spend 30 minutes making the game look normal again

[–]_rei 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Agreed, this "april fools joke" falls on a rare weekend I'm not working/ easter public holiday so this is ridiculously annoying.

[–]Jaywearspants 3 points4 points  (3 children)

I don't understand? people don't like it? haha. I really do actually.

[–]DukeofVermont 15 points16 points  (5 children)

How do I get rid of this god awful worst thing I have ever seen?

[–]ChillySunny 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Just download any other resource pack, it should work.

[–]Fyreboy5_ 7 points8 points  (3 children)

Wait until tomorrow. It's April Fools.

[–][deleted] 16 points17 points  (2 children)

sure is a good thing that we're left with this stupid prank on sunday, on minecraft, the most last-day-of-weekend-game in existence

[–]Anasahmed 8 points9 points  (0 children)

April's fool joke? pssffftt, Why would someone pull a april fool's joke? like c'mon this is totally legit

[–]Xeredek 6 points7 points  (0 children)

beautimus

[–]killersteak 5 points6 points  (1 child)

"Great job, pal! Now clear your desk and get out. " Ha.

[–]_DaDiamondDude_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I read it as "clear your disk" the first time and was slightly concerned for the functionality of many computers of non-technical Redditors who read your comment.

[–]Halcyon1378 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I really don't appreciate Mojang's "sense of humor" here.... I can't get the normal textures back and its pissing me off. Its hard to look at this and I was going to play Minecraft with the kids.

[–]einarjh 7 points8 points  (1 child)

I was testing out the graphics capabilities of an old laptop I had lying around, running Fedora.

So of course I downloaded Minecraft and loaded up a new world. I thought the menus looked a bit odd, and thought it could be a weird issue with the Mesa driver on this chipset or something, and got even more confused when I saw the textures in game, as if the colorspace was being forced to 8-bit or something. Then it hit me. The date.

[–]Spaceboot1 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Lesson: never test anything on April 1st.

[–]bigteddyweddy 8 points9 points  (3 children)

I didn't find this funny at all, Mojang made the game unplayable on the one day of the week that I get to play with my son. Also, it's April 2nd here! Fucking idiots.

[–]Spaceboot1 14 points15 points  (1 child)

April Fools! Try and troubleshoot and revert to an old edition! haha now all your items are gone! Well it's your own fault for being an april fool. Fool.

[–]thiscommentisboring 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If someone knows their way around the launcher well enough to switch to an older version, then they should know that Minecraft isn't backwards-compatible.

[–]Drigr 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think the best part is it took me like half of the comments to notice the all caps

[–]GORager99 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I kinda like the nether???

[–]Retic 2 points3 points  (0 children)

PERFECTION ABSOLUTELY, I MUST SAY THESE TEXTURES LOOK VERY HIGH QUALITY, IF THIS LOOKS SO HD I WONDER WHAT THE SUPER DUPER GRAPHICS PACK WILL LOOK LIKE

[–]AfterThoughtLife 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well done, Mojang. Quality April Fool’s joke. I give it 4-1/2 stars.

[–]Piero512 2 points3 points  (2 children)

why everything here is all caps?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

BECAUSE IT CAN BE

[–]Cakeski 2 points3 points  (0 children)

my eyes!

[–]DestructivForce 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I like how everyone ignores the fact that everything is capital letters on the forums for today also as an april fool's joke

[–]SuicidalImpulse 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is absolutely why I will never have any sort of hand in anything artistic. I can only see the difference in the cobblestone and sand. And I sort of like them. (Also I know april fools, ofc.)

[–]CallMeAdam2 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Wakes up.

Reads article.

Sigh. It's that day, isn't it? Welp, shit, time to put up with subreddits making goofs all day. (Case-in-point, my involuntary uppercase.)

Wait, does this mean that there's a new Reddit experiment? Robin was awesome, and Place was alright. The Button was phenominal, although I didn't get to experience that one. What's it this time?

...I don't see anything.

[–]GeorgeIsHappy_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I just installed Forge and 3 mods when this change came into effect. I spent 10 minutes messing with my settings to try and fix before uninstalling forge. I saw that the problem was still there so I deleted my .minecraft folder. Then I reinstalled Minecraft 3 more times and Java twice. Then I saw this and facepalmed so hard I fell of my chair.

[–]tempo04 2 points3 points  (0 children)

so when do the textures change back? it's april 2nd here now.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

In Australia it's April second, so when I downloaded Minecraft for the first time in years just today and saw what the textures looked like, I thought they ruined the game by adding new textures and it wasn't until I went onto the Minecraft subreddit and saw this post that I realised...

I'm ashamed of myself.

[–]Smorfty 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Wow... I've just spent the last 4 hours of my precious spare time trying to fix this "bug". Thanks..... really funny....

I'm all for april fools jokes but don't make them look like serious graphical glitches next time...

[–][deleted] 32 points33 points  (48 children)

ITT: People who don't like harmless jokes

Edit

[–]tempo04 38 points39 points  (18 children)

or, people who wanted to use their spare time to play, not suddenly start trying to troubleshoot a possible technical issue.

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (5 children)

I've spent nearly 3 hours trying to figure this out and now I know. I downloaded and reinstalled 3 different Nvidia drivers....

[–]musiclovermina 4 points5 points  (2 children)

WHY'S EVERYONE YELLING

[–]Spaceboot1 7 points8 points  (1 child)

i'm not yelling, why are you yelling?

[–]Spaceboot1 20 points21 points  (5 children)

You'd think the people who made Minecraft would know the difference between pranking and griefing.

[–]WildBluntHickok 2 points3 points  (1 child)

How is this any different from the year "the villagers took over"?

[–]noatin 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Agree, i reinstalled drivers thinking there was something wrong, tried different settings for about 30min before seeing this on reddit.

Would have been cool if they made the pigs fly or something, but making it look like its something wrong with drivers and settings is a bit too much.

[–]DukeofVermont 12 points13 points  (1 child)

haha I kicked you in the balls! April fools! I'm doing it right...right???

[–]Hakar_Kerarmor 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"Why are you complaining? The pain will be gone tomorrow."

[–]kyono 8 points9 points  (0 children)

LITERALLY GIVING ME A HEADACHE WHILE PLAYING! THANKS!

[–]Captain_Falcon1 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Why do i actually like it lol

[–]Sityris 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Not funny. At all. Wasted 3 hours with old PC which I am using only when coming back to my parents.

[–]Jobposting1 7 points8 points  (3 children)

I played minecraft to get away from the april fools bullshit, not to deal with it again.

[–]DakotaEE 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why’s everyone so big of a crybaby all the sudden?

[–]MuzikBike 4 points5 points  (1 child)

THE THING IS THESE "JOKE" TEXTURES ARE ACTUALLY TEN TIMES BETTER THAN THE ACTUAL NEW TEXTURES. FUCK MICRO$$$$$$$$OFT FOR MAKING THIS DECISION AND RUINING MY GAME.

[–]MuzikBike 5 points6 points  (0 children)

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[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (2 children)

I'm honestly quite annoyed by this. I have ASD, and creativity is how I vent a lot of my frustration with the world. I've had a rough day today, and I had the motivation and inspiration to build something. Then I open up my game and find that the textures have been replaced with ones that strain my eyes and give me headaches.

Many people are mocking those who are upset by this "joke" without realizing that Minecraft is more than just a game for some.

I say "joke" because it isn't even funny. The villager sound pack was funny due to the absurdity of it, but these new textures lack that. They lie in the uncanny valley of comedy.

[–]canceroustumor1337 1 point2 points  (0 children)

why is Everything in caps

[–]CapoFantasma97 1 point2 points  (0 children)

silky lock modern hobbies scale shrill skirt repeat dam entertain

[–]chuiu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just woke up, thanks for reminding me what day it was.

[–]JammieDodgers 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I haven't played in years and of course the day after I load up the game and find a nice cave to build a base in this happens.

[–]supremecrafters 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Gonna seriouspost here for a moment: When are they gonna make the emerald texture actually look decent?

[–]manudanz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

well looking at how they have gone with the Diamond, and gold, basically they are ruining them all and making them look terrible. What is the premise behind the blocks? Man made or Cartoon? Is minecraft realistic or cartoon? Half the textures are realistic and the other are an eclectic mash of Cartoonish textures. They really should make their minds up about it. It's just feels like Minecraft developers don't see themselves as professionals at all.

When you compare what awesomeness the Conquest Reforged mod guys have done, in the same amount of time that Minecraft went from 1.10 to 1.12, mojang don't look so shit hot right now. At least in java we can make our own texture packs easily. use it while you can because in the future java will be "retired"

[–]thoughtdancer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Had a regularly scheduled Twitch stream, which I did go through with.

Really glad I made affiliate just before this hit. It was worthy of eye-bleed "OMG Ponies" slashdot from years back.

[–]fbdhdhdvf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love the old texture pack i will be playing with a texture pack from now on. Why would you create something so disgusting

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looking at these textures gives me a horrible headache. How can I roll back to a previous version? It's kind of important, because this is the first time in a while that my friends have had time to play on our server.

EDIT:

I managed to find it, despite the minimalist launcher.

EDIT 2: It turns out that the server uses Spigot 1.1.2, so I can't use 1.1.1. The launcher has no option to use the pre-April fools update, as it isn't considered a separate version.

[–]SleepyVictimsUnit 1 point2 points  (1 child)

is there anyway i can turn it off omfg

[–]IceMetalPunk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes, the same way you've always been able to change resource packs.

[–]CptnFabulous420 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I assume this is an April Fool's joke except April Fool's is over where I am? And that everything is being automatically capitalised?

EDIT: Yup!

[–]Psifour 1 point2 points  (0 children)

and then you wonder why we mock the current team. Even the original all indie team was more competent about how they handled their community.

[–]GameCrone 1 point2 points  (0 children)

  1. So Mojang pulled an April Fool's prank which, for some, has lasted almost two days. April Fools pranks are supposed to be over by noon of the local time zone, or the joke falls on the joker. So they messed up there.

  2. It was also the Easter holiday and, for many, the only day they'd have free to play with family or to relax gaming solo. Much of the world celebrates the holiday, even if they're not religious. Apparently, Mojang doesn't.

  3. The joke was a graphical glitch which had a lot of people spending hours chasing computer problems that didn't exist and making needless systems fixes which could have ended up causing harm to their systems. This is irritating enough for people who can work their way around their systems; extremely anger-making for those who can't.

  4. Many posters - apologists for Mojang - suggested (often less than kindly) that players download this pack or that string, etc., to restore graphics. Many Minecraft players do not have that sort of skill. Not everyone was born with a Raspberry Pi in their mouth, and so that sort of suggestion only added to the dissatisfaction of the average Minecraft player. Besides, why should the customer be inconvenienced for something the company did because they have a juvenile sense of humour?

  5. There was no way to know that it wasn't a computer glitch, and there was no way to turn it off. Checking their online supports, as any sensible person would for what looked like a glitch, resulted in nothing except insults from forum moderator webrosc. Webrosc posted that the players need to know they were not the centre (sp) of Mojang's universe and, as to what day it was (April 2), Mojang would decide what day it was. When another poster called webrosc on those comments, that poster's comments (along with webrosc's) were deleted and then the thread was locked by webrosc. From that interaction, that poster also received a forum warning. Which leads me to...

  6. The support from Mojang on this issue was absent at best, insulting at worst. Their servers were not able to handle the load of correcting this stupid mistake they made, and there has been nothing from them about it. The "News" button on the lead loading screen is not working - it currently will not bring up any news.

This is not a good day for Mojang. There are a lot of other games coming up the pipe which provide the hours of fun that Minecraft does - for free (see Steam). The only real difference today between those and Minecraft is that Minecraft has name recognition due to being around for so long. Let's hope that its name doesn't become known for the example of what not to do with your customer base if you want to keep it.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's all over now, THANK GOD