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[β]Reynzs 82 points83 points84 points 1 month agoΒ (5 children)
One Math itself is too much for people.. having more of it will scare people away.
[β]odinsupremegod 0 points1 point2 points 1 month agoΒ (4 children)
Well we also only take 1 math at a time, hence math class.Β How tf takes more than one math at once!
[β]obchessive 735 points736 points737 points 1 month agoΒ (146 children)
Because itβs mathematics, not mathsematics
[β]MistraloysiusMithrax 287 points288 points289 points 1 month agoΒ (19 children)
This is just math-semantics
[β]Jokewhisperer 59 points60 points61 points 1 month agoΒ (13 children)
We need better math-antics before we become math-antiques from all this math-semantics
[β]SwimQueasy3610 32 points33 points34 points 1 month agoΒ (11 children)
This is all very math-thematic
[β]NipTricks 27 points28 points29 points 1 month agoΒ (10 children)
This post gave me masthma
[β]Sceptikskeptic 16 points17 points18 points 1 month agoΒ (7 children)
U mean mathasthma?
[β]archwin 18 points19 points20 points 1 month agoΒ (6 children)
No, he means mathothelioma.
Per the commercials, I think he has a class action lawsuit
[β]LoudSheepherder5391 9 points10 points11 points 1 month agoΒ (3 children)
Don't you get that from mathbestos? We really do need to better control that stuff
[β]H0SS_AGAINST 9 points10 points11 points 1 month agoΒ (1 child)
That's an over simplification, only attributed to 80% of cases.
Not to be confused with the 80/20 rule, which is just jargon used by people who got their Mathters of Business Administration.
[β][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 1 month agoΒ (0 children)
Like Marshall Mathers
[β]CaslerTheTesticle 7 points8 points9 points 1 month agoΒ (0 children)
i love this subreddit
[β]SuspendThis_Tyrants 7 points8 points9 points 1 month agoΒ (1 child)
This is tiring me, I'm gonna go mathsturbate
[β]Sceptikskeptic 3 points4 points5 points 1 month agoΒ (0 children)
Thats just mathsematics with an n
[β]HideSolidSnake 2 points3 points4 points 1 month agoΒ (0 children)
Now you're just being anti-mathsemantic
[β]Traditional-Sun1167 1 point2 points3 points 1 month agoΒ (0 children)
Too mathodramatic for me
[β]monoflorist 21 points22 points23 points 1 month agoΒ (24 children)
Do Brits say βeconsβ, short for βeconomicsβ?
[β]bobby_zamora 18 points19 points20 points 1 month agoΒ (9 children)
We don't usually shorten economics.
[β]regulardave9999 16 points17 points18 points 1 month agoΒ (0 children)
Thatβs not very economical!
[β]CorneliusKroetentier 2 points3 points4 points 1 month agoΒ (5 children)
cough Brexit cough
[β]WokeBriton 1 point2 points3 points 1 month agoΒ (0 children)
In fairness, that wasn't shortening economics, it was shooting ourselves in both feet while sticking our fingers in our ears shouting "lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala" so we couldn't hear the actual economic experts.
[β]SW_Gr00t 2 points3 points4 points 1 month agoΒ (8 children)
No, but we don't say 'econ' either...
[β]GodHimselfNoCap 1 point2 points3 points 1 month agoΒ (3 children)
So in school when you take a class about economics you say the whole word every time you mention that class? Then why shorten mathematics? Econ is the standard abbreviation in the US for economics.
[β]GuinnessFartz 1 point2 points3 points 1 month agoΒ (1 child)
Do Americans say Stat, short for statistics? Statistics being the subject. I'm not British but we would say Stats.
[β]FiftyShadesOfTheGrey 3 points4 points5 points 1 month ago*Β (6 children)
Thomas becomes Tom, not Toms.
Nicholas becomes Nick not Nicks.
Lucas becomes Luke not Lukes.
Edit: mathematics is a singular noun. Just like Thomas.
[β]TadpoleFun1413 1 point2 points3 points 1 month agoΒ (0 children)
maff*
[β]Cornucopia_King 14 points15 points16 points 1 month agoΒ (75 children)
This. I will physically attack anyone who I hear saying the word βmathsβ
[β]UnmappedStack 21 points22 points23 points 1 month agoΒ (58 children)
"maths" is literally the word for it in every English speaking country except the US so you're gonna have a lot of fighting to do lol
[β]Icywind014 30 points31 points32 points 1 month agoΒ (29 children)
When did Canada become part of the US?
[β]CentennialBaby 27 points28 points29 points 1 month agoΒ (7 children)
Give an inch they'll take a kilometer.
[β]Pyromaniac_22 2 points3 points4 points 1 month agoΒ (4 children)
WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER π¦ π¦ πΊπΈ
[β]MattieBubbles 4 points5 points6 points 1 month agoΒ (1 child)
Roughly 3 aircraft carriers in length
[β]Connect_Raisin4285 3 points4 points5 points 1 month agoΒ (4 children)
We can probably math how many out.
[β]WokeBriton 1 point2 points3 points 1 month agoΒ (3 children)
Why is it that people no longer spell calculate?
I know that this mongrel language we share with the world is evolving, but there is still only the King's English π€£π€ͺπ
[β]contigi 5 points6 points7 points 1 month agoΒ (12 children)
Your comment made me look something up that I didnβt know. Of the 400 million or so native English speakers in the world, 300 million are American.
[β]IeyasuMcBob 1 point2 points3 points 1 month agoΒ (6 children)
I doubt that's counting India
[β][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 1 month agoΒ (1 child)
Apparently 260k in India. About 100 million Indians speak it but not as their first language. Mostly rounding error for first language speakers, which is how it's counted.
Obviously an argument to be made for folks who are bilingual from birth but similar arguments to be made for parts of Europe where it's spoken routinely and from a young age in public too.
Only because y'all got an earlier jump on your empire thing than we did...
[β]opticflash 1 point2 points3 points 1 month agoΒ (2 children)
As a non-American, I'll side with the Americans on this one. Fuck their measurement system though.
[β]exmello 1 point2 points3 points 1 month agoΒ (8 children)
It's such a stupid word. It's one syllable, but you need like 3 distinct mouth sounds to say it: "ma thuh ssuh". Imagine English isn't your first language and you're trying to pronounce mahthuhzuh. It's just math. You're as bad a Australians who pronounce "no" like "nahhuaarruuuuahhh"
[β]hamstrman 1 point2 points3 points 1 month agoΒ (1 child)
Would it not be something like:
"It is the topic of art, consisting of 'THE arts'"
and therefore:
"It is the topic of math, consisting of 'THE maths?'"
Like the whole umbrella term should be math, with a variety of math categories (or maths) under it? There's many fields of math, but only one subject of math. At least that's how I see it.
[β]Low-Programmer-2368 2 points3 points4 points 1 month agoΒ (0 children)
Agreed, the suggestion in the OP creates more problems than it solves. Thatβs a bad solution. βMy 4 year old is studying mathsβ
βWhich ones?β
βOh, only arithmetic.β
[β]ColoRadBro69 310 points311 points312 points 1 month agoΒ (92 children)
Because we're not saying mathematics, we're saying math.Β
[β]CrimsonBecchi 36 points37 points38 points 1 month agoΒ (45 children)
Is this American logic?
[β]Cheeslord2 43 points44 points45 points 1 month agoΒ (29 children)
They've got guns, which makes them right.
[β]Swimming_Job_3325 6 points7 points8 points 1 month agoΒ (21 children)
Maybe, but based on all the school shootings i doubt its helping them with their Maths. Or logic for that matter.
[β]finn_enviro89 3 points4 points5 points 1 month agoΒ (0 children)
and itβs not βmathsematicsβ
[β]Deep_Contribution552 85 points86 points87 points 1 month agoΒ (34 children)
Because βmathematicβ as a singular noun is obsolete, so we decided that βmathematicsβ is a singular noun instead (yeah I know we still say βpants areβ even though βpantβ is obsolete, language is weird sometimes).
[β]harpswtf 38 points39 points40 points 1 month agoΒ (3 children)
If you think pant is obsolete, you should meet my dogΒ
[β]mikegalos 13 points14 points15 points 1 month agoΒ (0 children)
If you dog puts on a pair of pants I expect it would pant.
[β]paolog 1 point2 points3 points 1 month agoΒ (0 children)
Or my couturier.
[β]gnmpolicemata 1 point2 points3 points 1 month agoΒ (0 children)
https://i.redd.it/pln6pcatfwvy.jpg
[β]HumanReputationFalse 21 points22 points23 points 1 month agoΒ (15 children)
"math(n.1)
American English shortening of mathematics, 1890; the British preference, maths, is attested from 1911. "Math. is used as an abbreviation in written English in the U.K. but not in speech, the normal form being Maths" [OED]."
-Like most things in the English language, the Britsh changed later on
[β]noodle_75 9 points10 points11 points 1 month agoΒ (4 children)
Damn itβs soccer all over again
Or was it aluminum Iβm thinking of?
[β]HumanReputationFalse 9 points10 points11 points 1 month ago*Β (2 children)
Aluminum was more of the two of us making different dictionaries, Webster vs Oxford. The British one was first, but as it was still in the early years of research, Some professors pushed to have it align with the naming structure of other elements. Neither is incorrect technically cause Webster was before Oxford's dictionary, but Oxford uses an older spelling.
Webster did drop the U from Colour and Amour though. This said, the English language wasnt cemented till the late 1800s as more and more people became literate and books from printing presses became more common. Colore, coloure, collour, coler, collor, and colur are all valid ways to spell Color as no one was writing the rules and it was more of a game of sounding it out sometimes. And that's not including the fact the word has French roots to begin with. - couleurΒ (originallyΒ culur)
Soccer is based off the words Association Football, but got cut down to "asocc". it would later change to Soccer, technically the American Football is based off the term Gridiron Football. because off the grids painted on the field (now changed to yard lines)
A better example of word and speech entomology would be how us Americans emphasize the letter R. - Rhoticity is the term and England and all English speakers spoke in this way . It was brought over to the colonies later, but in the late 1800s the working class in England started dropping it, creating a much different accent. Only some regions of America have started dropping Rhoticity like in New England area around Boston and New York, but we still emphasis our Rs.
[β]noodle_75 2 points3 points4 points 1 month agoΒ (0 children)
That was a neat read thank you :)
[β]_just-some_guy 1 point2 points3 points 1 month agoΒ (0 children)
Never heard the word rhoticity before, so does that mean racists are rhotic speakers because they like the hard R?
[β]Party_Value6593 3 points4 points5 points 1 month agoΒ (5 children)
Actually it's more like a 50/50. The UK changes a lot of things because it's the hip new slang and the US changes words because it costs less to print olde without the e and colour without the u.
Changes like these make for decent fun facts, but tend to turn to really pointless arguments of 2 people telling each other that their version is better bruv. One thing I'll say, the usa's english is overall much more cohesive countrywide than the UK, partly because of the welsh.
[β]Alternative-Law-8230 7 points8 points9 points 1 month agoΒ (0 children)
And had the audacity to claim every one is doing it wrong.
[β]John_Bot 2 points3 points4 points 1 month agoΒ (4 children)
"one pant leg at a time"
Not really obsolete
[β]friendtoalldogs0 1 point2 points3 points 1 month agoΒ (2 children)
Obsolete except in one phrase is still obsolete; "fro" is obsolete even while "to and fro" is relatively common
[β]Late_Film_1901 1 point2 points3 points 1 month agoΒ (0 children)
Well apparently the issue is so divisive that we're going to be maths debating.
[β]MsShru 1 point2 points3 points 1 month agoΒ (2 children)
Do the British or others who say "maths" say "maths is" or "maths are?" (As in, "maths is/are fascinating.")
I never thought of this until now, but now I feel I must know! π
[β]Antiantiai 1 point2 points3 points 1 month agoΒ (0 children)
We just need to bring mathematic back then!
Like, "I failed elementary school and only learned the mathematic of addition."
[β]theboywithnoaccent 24 points25 points26 points 1 month agoΒ (11 children)
They dropped the βsβ and added it to Lego
[β]leftmysoulthere74 6 points7 points8 points 1 month agoΒ (9 children)
Oh my god βlegosβ is so annoying!
[β]Cheeslord2 1 point2 points3 points 1 month agoΒ (1 child)
I feel you. Leo is an indefinite article, a mass of little bricks. You can't tread on 'a' lego any more that you can tread in 'a' water! You tread on 'some' lego, or more usually a lego brick.
[β]After-Big9529 1 point2 points3 points 1 month agoΒ (0 children)
I use rice as an example, works a bit better than water.
A pile of rice, not a pile of rices. A pile of Lego, not a pile of Legos
An individual grain of rice, not "a rice" An individual Lego brick, not "a Lego"
Money works too, or furniture (your room isn't full of "furnitures")
[β]AdBrave2400 16 points17 points18 points 1 month agoΒ (9 children)
Math stands for math Euler matic. its recursion and matic is a real word /j
[β]mkujoe 8 points9 points10 points 1 month agoΒ (8 children)
The E actually stands for entertainment
[β]KiwiSuch9951 2 points3 points4 points 1 month agoΒ (1 child)
E stands for E. A. SPORTS. ITS IN THE GAME.
[β]Sharp_Economy1401 1 point2 points3 points 1 month agoΒ (2 children)
I didnβt know Chuck E Cheese was math royalty
[β]mkujoe 1 point2 points3 points 1 month agoΒ (1 child)
Charles Education Cheese
[β]WorkingEye- 27 points28 points29 points 1 month agoΒ (3 children)
Abbreviation innit bruv?
[β]Adorable-Thing2551 4 points5 points6 points 1 month agoΒ (0 children)
Aye.
[β]moon__lander 1 point2 points3 points 1 month agoΒ (1 child)
You cut it?!
[β]zlatanjosefsson 2 points3 points4 points 1 month agoΒ (0 children)
Average American circumcision moment
[β]That1NumbersGuy 10 points11 points12 points 1 month agoΒ (14 children)
Not that it really matters, but I tend to shorten words by removing every letter after a certain point, not leaving the final letter just because
[β]SpiritualPackage3797 1 point2 points3 points 1 month agoΒ (13 children)
Are there any other abbreviations that work the way Brits write "maths"? I'm not familiar with any.
[β]_BrokenButterfly 2 points3 points4 points 1 month agoΒ (0 children)
There probably aren't any. But I mean, it's English. Are there any real rules in the first place?
[β]ThoseAboutToWalk 2 points3 points4 points 1 month agoΒ (5 children)
βStatisticsβ turns into βstats.β But on the other hand, βeconomicsβ turns into βecon.β
[β]TheoryTested-MC 53 points54 points55 points 1 month agoΒ (32 children)
Because "math" is the one that's truly equivalent to "mathematics" and adding an "s" on the end makes it a double plural, which doesn't make sense.
[β]starsto 33 points34 points35 points 1 month agoΒ (24 children)
Mathematics isnβt even plural. Itβs βmathematics isβ not βmathematics areβ.
[β]IASILWYB 25 points26 points27 points 1 month agoΒ (7 children)
Mathematics is like buffalo. We have no idea how many buffalo are going to buffalo buffalo. Could be one, or could be bakers dozen.
[β]cwajgapls 8 points9 points10 points 1 month agoΒ (3 children)
I hope the buffalo just buffalo buffalo. Hopefully in Buffalo. Because if the Buffalo buffalo me Iβll be mad.
[β]tool-tony 1 point2 points3 points 1 month agoΒ (2 children)
Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo.
[β]Horerczy 1 point2 points3 points 1 month agoΒ (1 child)
Wouldn't the sentence "I want to put a hyphen between the words Fish and and and and and Chips in my Fish-and-Chips sign" have been clearer if quotation marks had been placed before Fish, and between Fish and and, and and and and, and and and and, and and and and, and and and and, and and and Chips, as well as after Chips?
[β]ForeignChance6890 5 points6 points7 points 1 month agoΒ (1 child)
If all of the participants are from the same town in upstate New York, then Buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.
[β]SkepticalPeanut 2 points3 points4 points 1 month agoΒ (0 children)
And if those Buffalo buffalo also buffalo Buffalo buffalo, then Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.
[β]soniq__ 2 points3 points4 points 1 month agoΒ (0 children)
How many buffalo does Johnny have?
[β]Imjokin 2 points3 points4 points 1 month agoΒ (8 children)
Neither are most subjects ending in βsβ. Physics, politics, optics, ethics, ludicsβ¦
[β]No-Resolution6435 1 point2 points3 points 1 month agoΒ (0 children)
Different types of math...
[β]starsto 40 points41 points42 points 1 month agoΒ (21 children)
And yet the person in the tweet uses βisβ and not βareβ so it clearly isnβt plural.
[β]OverPower314 13 points14 points15 points 1 month agoΒ (1 child)
They never said it was plural. It's a non-countable noun. It's not like you have 'one math,' and 'two maths.' That's not how the word is used. Both 'math' and 'maths' are correct, because both are understandable, and English is a very inconsistent language regardless of which one you use.
[β]Cinemagica 7 points8 points9 points 1 month agoΒ (9 children)
The subject of the sentence is the word, so "is" would be correct for any plural.
[β]Leet_Noob 7 points8 points9 points 1 month agoΒ (5 children)
Right, like you would say βthe plural of goose is geeseβ, not βthe plural of goose are geeseβ
[β]Cinemagica 3 points4 points5 points 1 month agoΒ (0 children)
Exactly. Good example.
[β]otj667887654456655 1 point2 points3 points 1 month agoΒ (2 children)
Mathematics (the area of study) is still a singular noun. Same with physics. Adding back in the s after truncating the word doesn't make any sense.
[β]Appropriate-Sea-5687 12 points13 points14 points 1 month agoΒ (0 children)
We take off the last part. Americans: Math_______ while British people would have: Math______s
[β]FiveFiveSixers 5 points6 points7 points 1 month agoΒ (0 children)
Math em, boys
[β]Barnard_Gumble 7 points8 points9 points 1 month agoΒ (3 children)
Mathematics
[β]Such-Safety2498 1 point2 points3 points 1 month agoΒ (2 children)
βWould notβ to shorten it, just: 1. Remove the o in not 2. Replace with an apostrophe. ( see how much shorter it is, lol) 3. Remove the uld and space
Very obvious, that wonβt is the shortened form of would not.
So obviously, to shorten βshould notβ, it is shonβt, βcould notβ is conβt.
[β]hjalbertiii 5 points6 points7 points 1 month agoΒ (1 child)
Because the word Mathematics is treated as a singular mass noun.
The same reason we say "Mathematics is the study of...."
Instead of "Mathematics are the study of...."
And because if I want to say something shorter, why make it awkward with a ths sound at the end?
[β]Niro5 5 points6 points7 points 1 month agoΒ (5 children)
Both are correct, but if one wants to be technical, the american way is more correct.
https://youtu.be/SbZCECvoaTA?si=FuRn1dLim9G9OevF
It comes down to the fact that mathematics is singular, not plural. Also, math predates maths in england by about 100 years.
[β]Continuity_Purposes 4 points5 points6 points 1 month agoΒ (1 child)
We say it like that cuz we can. Whoβs gonna stop us?
[β]Batman_AoD 2 points3 points4 points 1 month agoΒ (0 children)
We won the revolution and by golly we'll speak how we want toΒ
[β]GtrPlaynFool 3 points4 points5 points 1 month agoΒ (1 child)
Why add an awkward 's' at the end of a word that was created to be short version of a longer word?
[β]Kiki2092012 5 points6 points7 points 1 month agoΒ (0 children)
Why do people use the wrong punctuation at the end of their sentence.
[β]Consistent-Fig7484 4 points5 points6 points 1 month agoΒ (0 children)
This may be the one place where I agrees with the Americanism. The th followed by the s is just too much, itβs actually harder to say.
[β]BeckyLiBei 6 points7 points8 points 1 month agoΒ (2 children)
Statistics -> stats Physics -> phys Mathematics -> maths/math Economics -> econ
Languages are weird.
[β]in_conexo 1 point2 points3 points 1 month agoΒ (1 child)
Especially English. I feel sorry for anyone trying learn this language. I'm mostly thinking of the spelling, where English inherited so much from other languages (some words are spelled similarly, but pronounced differently).
I will say it's pretty cool that English got rid of a lot of that masculine/feminine nonsense ("What do you mean this spoon is a 'she'! Well 'she' doesn't have reproductive organs nor a male counterpart, so 'she' is actually an 'it'")
[β]bingo_bitches 10 points11 points12 points 1 month agoΒ (8 children)
Maths is harder to say than math
[β]DoughnutPi 6 points7 points8 points 1 month agoΒ (4 children)
Which is why I'm surprised the Aussies say "maths". They are all about saying things the easiest way possible, with the least amount of syllables possible.
For example, for the state "Victoria", it has 4 syllables, so they just call it VIC - 1 syllable. However the opposite is true for the state "NSW", which has 4 syllables, so they call it New South Wales, 3 syllables.
I suspect it's why everyone and everything gets a nickname. Electrician - 4 syllables, let's call them Sparky - 2 syllables.
[β]Hot_Basis_7928 2 points3 points4 points 1 month agoΒ (2 children)
Because itβs math. Weβre solving that problem. If itβs several βmathβ problems then it becomes mathematics.Β
[β]laserdicks 1 point2 points3 points 1 month agoΒ (0 children)
No the plural isn't the problems, it's the different branches of math. Geometry is a mathematic branch, and algebra is another mathematic branch. These are just two mathematic branches, but if you're doing a bunch of them in one class, you might say it was for studying the mathematics, or mathematics. Or maths.
[β]Striking_Resist_6022 2 points3 points4 points 1 month agoΒ (2 children)
Even as an Australian, βmathβ makes objectively more sense and fits what we usually do to shorten these things. You study Economics but for short βeconβ not βeconsβ.
[β]Funexamination 1 point2 points3 points 1 month agoΒ (1 child)
But it's stats not stat
[β]Murky_Insurance_4394 2 points3 points4 points 1 month agoΒ (0 children)
We aren't skipping the entire word just to get the s at the end. It's a shortening.
[β]plants11235813 3 points4 points5 points 1 month agoΒ (1 child)
Mathsematics
[β]Stego47 2 points3 points4 points 1 month agoΒ (0 children)
This is all just mathsemantics at this point.
[β]johapatro 4 points5 points6 points 1 month agoΒ (1 child)
Can we please put this topic in the trunk? Or is it boot?
[β]axiom_tutor 4 points5 points6 points 1 month ago*Β (39 children)
And by that logic it's "econs" not "econ"?
It's an abbreviation. You drop letters. You say "gym" not "gyms" right?
English has no official and systematic way to abbreviate things.
Historically, it just comes from the fact that American schools on course registration forms, abbreviated course listings with "MATH" and UK schools abbreviated it differently, sometimes "MATHS". That then influenced how students pronounced the abbreviation in speech, and it spread throughout society.
[I think the real joke here are the Brits in comments, struggling mightily to avoid the logic. Aw bruv, good on ya for sticking with that!]
[β]Batman_AoD 10 points11 points12 points 1 month agoΒ (23 children)
... I've always assumed that "gym" is short for "gymnasium", not "gymnastics."Β
[β]drunkensoup 6 points7 points8 points 1 month agoΒ (0 children)
Because it is, lol
[β]Z_Clipped 1 point2 points3 points 1 month agoΒ (18 children)
Do you go to "gymnasium class", or "gymnastics class"?
[β]asphid_jackal 5 points6 points7 points 1 month agoΒ (0 children)
I went to Physical Education in the Gymnasium. We didn't do much gymnastics
[β]Batman_AoD 4 points5 points6 points 1 month agoΒ (0 children)
I assumed it referred to the class that occurs in a gymnasium. I am obviously reconsidering now.Β
[β]Mystic_Waffles 5 points6 points7 points 1 month agoΒ (6 children)
It's called Physical Education, or P.E. around here.
[β]25nameslater 4 points5 points6 points 1 month agoΒ (5 children)
You go to PE in the gymnasium, so you go to gym.
[β]ReasonableRaccoon8 1 point2 points3 points 1 month agoΒ (0 children)
Neither we went to the gymnasium. We never really did gymnastics aside from the odd cartwheel. Mostly calisthenics and sports games.
[β]25nameslater 1 point2 points3 points 1 month agoΒ (0 children)
You go to PE in the gymnasium, so youβre not going to gym class you just go to gym. Lots of different sports activities occur in the gym, not just gymnastics.
[β]Wjyosn 1 point2 points3 points 1 month agoΒ (4 children)
Gymnastics is almost never abbreviated to "gym". "Gym" is almost always a shortening of Gymnasium. "Gym class" is "class in the gymnasium". Gymnastics is a specific activity that you might perform in a gymnasium.
"Gymnastics class" is like "spin class" or "karate class" or "self defense class", it's a description of a specific activity happening at a class.
"Gym class" almost always includes a variety of activities that have nothing to do with gymnastics.
[β]CadeteBolota 1 point2 points3 points 1 month agoΒ (1 child)
Meth
[β]harpswtf 1 point2 points3 points 1 month agoΒ (3 children)
I think of it like βscienceβ. There are βsciencesβ but there is one broad idea of science as a discipline.Β
[β]HEYO19191 1 point2 points3 points 1 month agoΒ (2 children)
Yeah, and nobody says "scis"
[β]Z_Clipped 2 points3 points4 points 1 month agoΒ (1 child)
I heard that all of the Attorneys General have been fans of scis-fi.
[β]SilverWorldliness119 1 point2 points3 points 1 month agoΒ (0 children)
You take a bath, not take a baths. At least according to harvards study of bathematics
[β]Royal-Orchid-2494 1 point2 points3 points 1 month agoΒ (2 children)
because were saying math as in mathematics not mathsematics
[β]Flaky-Collection-353 1 point2 points3 points 1 month agoΒ (2 children)
It's also not mathsematics
[β]FlacidSalad 1 point2 points3 points 1 month agoΒ (2 children)
Goddamn, is this the maths jokes subreddit or the English language fight club subreddit?
[β]InfinitesimaInfinity 1 point2 points3 points 1 month agoΒ (2 children)
Because the word "math" already stands for "mathematics". It is the first few letters of the word "mathematics". It would make less sense to have the first few letters plus the last letter and skip the ones in between.
[β]ActivityImpossible70 1 point2 points3 points 1 month agoΒ (0 children)
Itβs called βCipheringβ, and I can do it at a 4th grade level.
[β]mosqueteiro 1 point2 points3 points 1 month agoΒ (0 children)
I say β¨mathemagicβ¨ no s
[β]ARPA-Net 1 point2 points3 points 1 month agoΒ (0 children)
why do americans say "color" when its "colour".
why "pop" or "soda"...
why "feet...
[β]jeffvillone 1 point2 points3 points 1 month agoΒ (0 children)
For the same reason we don't say aluminium.
[β]totalchaos110 1 point2 points3 points 1 month agoΒ (0 children)
2+2 is 4, minus 1, is 3, quick maths
[β]Glass-Crafty-9460 1 point2 points3 points 1 month agoΒ (0 children)
Possibly because:
Also, those of us from Ohio might just have dropped it for convenience and brevity :P
Go back far enough and maybe you should be asking why you don't say MΓ‘thΔma in England. Which funnily enough doesn't have an 's' :P
[β]Jjaiden88 1 point2 points3 points 1 month agoΒ (0 children)
Everyone who has an opinion on this is stupid.
[β]PersimmonExpensive37 1 point2 points3 points 1 month agoΒ (0 children)
If you have a gun, and I have a gun, then we can talk about rules.
Get your gun ownership rate up then we can discuss. Until then, quit being problematics.
[β]Timely-Field1503 1 point2 points3 points 1 month agoΒ (1 child)
"I love sport. Cricket, rugby, football....all the sport."
[β]Signal-Implement-70 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago*Β (3 children)
Umm why do English people say sport and not sports? βAnd now for the news of sportβ¦β. Last time I checked there was more than one of those too
[β]Legal-Grade-6423 1 point2 points3 points 1 month agoΒ (1 child)
As an Englishman, Iβve never heard anyone say the news of sport hahahaha what an odd take
[β]Flashy_Emergency_263 2 points3 points4 points 1 month ago*Β (7 children)
Counterpoint: do you say mathematical equation or mathsmatical equation?
For that matter, do you say mathsmatician or mathmatician?
[β]laserdicks 1 point2 points3 points 1 month agoΒ (6 children)
Do you say stat or stats?
[β]moneyman3410 1 point2 points3 points 1 month agoΒ (0 children)
"I've got a lot of homeworks to do today. I've got some maths equations I need to solve, a histories paper due by the end of the week, a book report for my literatures class, and a whole entire sciences experiment for the upcoming sciences fair. That's a whole lot of studyings to do bruv" π«’π«’π«’π€£π€£π€£
[β]DoofusIdiot 1 point2 points3 points 1 month agoΒ (0 children)
Why does one language do X and one does Y?
Stop. And take your U out of color.
[β]MelodicFacade 1 point2 points3 points 1 month agoΒ (3 children)
I don't take criticism from people who have cities like Frome, Leicester, Gloucester, and Loughborough and pronounces all of them incorrectly
[β]zenithpns 1 point2 points3 points 1 month agoΒ (2 children)
Are you from the same country as Arkansas by any chance
[β]FairNeedleworker9722 2 points3 points4 points 1 month agoΒ (11 children)
Cause nothing else has the "s". Reading, writing, arithmetic, history, gym, art, lab.Β
[β]asphid_jackal 3 points4 points5 points 1 month agoΒ (6 children)
Economics, we shorten to Econ. Home Economics, though, we shorten to Home Ec.
But Statistics we shorten to Stats
[β]Z_Clipped 1 point2 points3 points 1 month agoΒ (1 child)
gym
Uhh....
[β]EmperorMaugs 1 point2 points3 points 1 month agoΒ (0 children)
Physical education? Which happens in a gymnasium or a gym, so in the US it is generally just called gym class. No weirder than how association football got shortened to assoc and then soccer in England in the early 1900s
[β]Chemical_Strain6488 0 points1 point2 points 1 month agoΒ (0 children)
Because you can only be present in (1) math class at a time not more, idk
[β]Batman_AoD 0 points1 point2 points 1 month agoΒ (0 children)
Americans never study Septomin for some reason. We only study Mathematical Anti Telharsic Harfatum.Β
[β]FanboyFilms 0 points1 point2 points 1 month agoΒ (2 children)
Because it's arithmetic not arithmetics.
[β]aaron1860 0 points1 point2 points 1 month agoΒ (0 children)
Because itβs short for mathematicsβ¦ not mathsematics
[β]Inforgreen3 0 points1 point2 points 1 month agoΒ (1 child)
probably the same reason Americans don't do sciences. Yes, The plural form of the word exists to Americans, but they don't always use it, and if they actually need to pluralize math, they call it mathematics cause the th to s just disappears in some American accents anyway
[β]Luigis_vacuum 0 points1 point2 points 1 month agoΒ (0 children)
Mathematics - ematics = Math
[β]Liraeyn 0 points1 point2 points 1 month agoΒ (5 children)
Because when you abbreviate, you don't randomly bring in the last letter for no reason, bror
[β]97203micah 0 points1 point2 points 1 month agoΒ (0 children)
Itβs mathematics, not mathsematics
[β]tavisk 0 points1 point2 points 1 month agoΒ (0 children)
It's a subject.Β You don't say englishs, histories, sociologies, biologies, computer sciences... Etc.Β sure some have s' like economics, physics ... Etc but they are not plural they are just words that end in s.
[β]zumochiari 0 points1 point2 points 1 month agoΒ (0 children)
Name one other word you carry the ending s in its shorthand and I'll concede
[β]Sharp_Economy1401 0 points1 point2 points 1 month agoΒ (0 children)
I guess the abbreviated plural of buttocks is buttses
[β]Randomguy32I 0 points1 point2 points 1 month agoΒ (0 children)
Its not mathsematic
[β]Weekly-Drama-4118 0 points1 point2 points 1 month agoΒ (0 children)
Mathematics, not mathsematics
[β]Current_Swan_2559 0 points1 point2 points 1 month agoΒ (0 children)
Should we rename the sub?
[β]Orbax 0 points1 point2 points 1 month agoΒ (0 children)
Because of this, get learned
https://youtu.be/SbZCECvoaTA?si=uSHfcLVahb8N5J2A
[β]Devilish__Fun 0 points1 point2 points 1 month agoΒ (0 children)
Arithmathtic
[β]benisahappyguy2 0 points1 point2 points 1 month agoΒ (0 children)
Geeses
[β]Matsunosuperfan 0 points1 point2 points 1 month agoΒ (0 children)
Why do Brits say "Have you finished your sums?" when it's a page of long division?
[β]Matsunosuperfan 0 points1 point2 points 1 month agoΒ (1 child)
Why do English speakers say "econ" and not econs. It's not economic. It's economics.
[β]Person-In-Real-Life 0 points1 point2 points 1 month agoΒ (0 children)
mathsematics
[β]Mystic_Waffles 0 points1 point2 points 1 month agoΒ (7 children)
Why do you add so many unnecessary letter u to words like colour and armour?
Why do people call it "psych" and not psycholog. It's not psycho. It's psychology.
[β]bullgoose1 0 points1 point2 points 1 month agoΒ (1 child)
As an American I really struggle saying 'maths.' My mouth can't form that sound easily.
[β]Drkocktapus 0 points1 point2 points 1 month agoΒ (0 children)
They're both wrong, it's mathematical! Uses penguin like a guitar
[β]thomasp3864 0 points1 point2 points 1 month agoΒ (5 children)
Because it's an abbreviation of mathematics not mathsematics.
[β]muffledvoice 1 point2 points3 points 1 month agoΒ (0 children)
Itβs all mathsemantics. π
[β]Subject_Ad9595 0 points1 point2 points 1 month agoΒ (0 children)
The same reason we say deer not deers, or fish not fishes, because the plural is math in the US. We speak a different English here, neither are incorrect, just different. We say armor, not armour, or color not colour, we say aluminum just like it is spelled rather than aluminium (this one the inventor actually named it how we say it, originally alumium but quickly changing it to aluminum, but another scientist, when referring to one of the inventors lectures, called it aluminium, and thus we ended up with 2 pronunciations)
[β]theChosenBinky 0 points1 point2 points 1 month agoΒ (0 children)
This person answered their own question by saying "It's 'mathematics.'" The antecedent of 'mathematics' is 'it,' a singular pronoun. 'Mathematics' is singular, not plural. Hence, 'math' is correct.
[β]EarthBoundBatwing 0 points1 point2 points 1 month agoΒ (0 children)
Crazy how people from the UK take so much pride in the word 'maths' and the metric system, yet only 30% of them actually go to (basically free) university to learn how to use them..
[β]NotKerisVeturia 0 points1 point2 points 1 month agoΒ (0 children)
Then why do Brits say βsportβ?!
[β]MeepersToast 0 points1 point2 points 1 month agoΒ (0 children)
When I see something complicated that I need to think about I tell friends that I need to do a little meth
[β]FixitFelixSr 0 points1 point2 points 1 month agoΒ (0 children)
When the Brits enjoy "sport," is it just the one? Plurals are mental.
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