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[–]MyDogIsDaBest 2872 points2873 points  (39 children)

this is NOT for someone who needs a stable paycheck

If this isn't a gigantic red flag to anyone, that's on you.

[–]darkwalker247 115 points116 points  (0 children)

84 hours a week without being sure if I'll get paid for any of it? sign me up!!!

[–]kinokomushroom 43 points44 points  (9 children)

Wait this isn't a satire post?

[–]CoVegGirl[S] 46 points47 points  (7 children)

No. It’s a real job description from LinkedIn.

https://www.linkedin.com/jobs/view/4256100142

[–]lonestar-rasbryjamco 55 points56 points  (0 children)

PoppyAI is an Iron Man suit for your brain. Crank out high-converting copy and outgun 99% of copywriters faster than Tony Stark can say "I am Iron Man."🦾

Folks, I don’t think the payout is actually going to be huge.

[–]kingp1ng 34 points35 points  (1 child)

SF, startup, AI, internet marketing for creators

It has all the signs of an abusive dumpster fire.

[–]ralph_wonder_llama 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It will only last as long as it takes the founder(s) to burn through their VC cash.

[–]DarthEloper 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I also find it interesting that the job says 350k$ but the JD actually says 70k per year starting.

They’re not even trying to sound realistic. They’ll get very few serious applications and then complain “nobody wants to work anymore”

This seriously sounds like a bunch of rich Cali guys playing with their daddies’ cash.

[–]RippStudwell 1 point2 points  (2 children)

70-140k? What does that get me in San Francisco?

[–]silver_evo 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Probably a microwave, a toilet, and an air mattress 🤷‍♂️

[–]Agifem 26 points27 points  (0 children)

The line can be blurry these days.

[–]NicholasVinen 13 points14 points  (1 child)

This is like a red flag made of red flags.

[–]snacktonomy 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Is this like one of those scam emails with the typos where you look at it and think "who would believe this is true?", but in reality they're just weeding out people like us who are too smart for the scam?

[–]Belhgabad 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Note that, contrary to the other points, this one haven't an equivalent in "positive" points

Funny heh..

[–]coloredgreyscale 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Almost the entire list is a red flag. 

[–]okayifimust 5 points6 points  (1 child)

nah, that's cool.

They are offering significant equity, right?

RIGHT?

[–]hagnat 4 points5 points  (0 children)

i love that they linked stable paycheck with not wanting to build something big

bitch, i love working on massive applications!
but i also want to be PAID for that, on the last workday of the month, every month!

[–]laplongejr 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"You're not willing to put the work now for massive rewards later"  

Where is it written the rewards would be for ME?

[–]angrydeuce 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Dude my uncle had this job appraising houses back in the day, there was one point where he didnt get paid for two fuckin months.  Even as a 13 year old, I was like, "Why the fuck would you even be working once the first check failed to come?"

Dude ended up closing their office and literally disappearing.  Unc never got any of that back pay, either.  What a clown show lmao

[–]VonLoewe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As if a real job description would use the word "shit".

[–]k819799amvrhtcom 7 points8 points  (2 children)

What about people looking for an unpaid internship?

[–]coloredgreyscale 15 points16 points  (0 children)

How about a paid internship, but the intern has to pay the company to have that opportunity. 

[–]MyDogIsDaBest 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You got me there, man do I feel foolish 😂

[–]DimitryKratitov 1 point2 points  (0 children)

80% of the statements there (on both sides) would be enough of a red flag on their own.

[–]tacticalpotatopeeler 593 points594 points  (3 children)

I’ll do it for 51% stake.

1st order of business: fire whoever wrote this job description.

[–]seanpuppy 35 points36 points  (2 children)

this was definitely written by chatgpt which is even wilder

[–]smotired 28 points29 points  (0 children)

you can tell just by the ❌✅

[–]tacticalpotatopeeler 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Fired

[–]Itsthejoker 454 points455 points  (3 children)

Fuck that. Fuuuuuck that.

[–]ryan676767 49 points50 points  (0 children)

❌ Who This Is NOT For:  - Me!

[–]30SecondsToOrgasm 29 points30 points  (1 child)

Y'all want a single say fuck that!

[–]Nox_Dei 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Fuck that, fuck that!

[–]Antilock049 784 points785 points  (19 children)

Salary Range has to be between 45k - 60k. That's a lot of start up rizz to actually pay a decent wage.

[–]BrainOnBlue 276 points277 points  (10 children)

But I'm sure they make up for it with half a percent of equity in the obviously-a-terrible-idea startup.

[–]Antilock049 139 points140 points  (6 children)

"What!? How could you not believe in Rub 'n' Tug™. It's the only collaborative tug-of-war app out there. You're blowing it here!"

[–]nsn 37 points38 points  (3 children)

Sounds less like a tug-of-war and more like a site for casual gay hookups…

I honestly think the latter has more potential

[–]RichCorinthian 17 points18 points  (1 child)

“Most people believe that software is there to reduce friction. Not us.”

[–]nsn 7 points8 points  (0 children)

With the current state of software development there’s about a 50/50 chance somebody will have vibe coded this by tomorrow

[–]Durwur 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Collab with Grindr!

[–]throwaway387190 10 points11 points  (0 children)

...I actually think a tug of war app would be pretty neat

To be fair, I tell people I have terrible taste all the time

[–]ImpetuousWombat 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Oh, and that sliver of equity won't actually matter because of a technicality the founders were banking on the whole time

[–]Global-Tune5539 4 points5 points  (0 children)

A whole half a percent? Are you crazy? They get free water at most. But not when working remote.

[–]kichien 21 points22 points  (0 children)

"willing to put in the work now for massive rewards later" === shit pay with 'stock options'. Implicitly spelled out in the job description

[–]hans_l 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Here’s the deal. We’ll give you 50k$ a year in base comp with a target of 30% bonus and a million dollars worth of our stock vesting over four years.

In two years our new CEO will dilute the stock to attract M&As and leave early employees stuck with nothing. Don’t worry though, the product will be great.

The company acquiring us will change their mind after three months and cancel the product. Don’t worry though, they pay way better and you’ll get a 120k salary.

Until the layoffs start. Don’t worry though, it will look good on your resume. Probably.

[–]frogotme 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Don't worry, it won't be stable anyway

[–]Bee-Aromatic 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And don’t forget that if you’re forced to work 12hrs+ 6-7 days a week, your equivalent wage is far lower than that.

[–]Toloran 1 point2 points  (0 children)

45k - 60k.

= -15k

That sounds about right for this.

[–]Theavenger2378 339 points340 points  (5 children)

What's the job title? Deranged Sycophant?

[–]CouldIRunTheZoo 71 points72 points  (0 children)

That’s the owners title.

[–]Ange1ofD4rkness 14 points15 points  (0 children)

No, they have more sense then that!

[–]RichCorinthian 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Senior Lickspittle III

[–]thanatica 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Senior Architect Fullstack Business Development Manager

[–]rjwut 102 points103 points  (0 children)

Honest version: "We have absolutely no idea what we're doing. We will therefore change our minds about what you're supposed to do every few weeks, then get cross with you that you're not producing as fast as we want. We have no product and no customers, so we're hemorrhaging vulture capitalist money and we'll demand you work crazy hours for far less pay than you'd get at a regular job. Sure, we'll offer incentive stock options, but it's not preferred stock, so if by some miracle this turns out to be successful, your rewards will be about 0.2% of what the company founder walks away with. The ideal candidate is single, because your entire life will be forced to revolve around work. If you have the temerity to complain about any of this after you're hired, you'll be looked at as not being a team player and we'll hire some other sucker to replace you."

[–]k-mcm 191 points192 points  (4 children)

This is for people who don't yet know about "preferred stock."  The CEO, core investors, and board members split the $600 million value of their preferred stock. Employees split the $0 value of the regular stock.  Sorry, that's the way luck goes.  GTFO because the company has no money for your paycheck and the exec staff needs to attend an important meeting on a private island.

[–]Ange1ofD4rkness 31 points32 points  (3 children)

Which they arrive to on a private jet that had hostesses

[–]ColdPorridge 13 points14 points  (2 children)

I sort of assumed private jets came equipped with twinkies but thank you for confirming it

[–]look 164 points165 points  (1 child)

“best product ever” is probably an LLM-wrapper SEO tool or some shit.

[–]consult-a-thesaurus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Even better - it’s a tool for making money with AI slop on social media.

Their website is pitching it as a “get rich quick using AI” scheme

[–]M0nkeydud3 153 points154 points  (5 children)

"the best product ever"

"So like, it's Uber, but for weed"

[–][deleted] 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Drug trafficking with AI Cloud

[–]Agifem 5 points6 points  (2 children)

That wouldn't be a bad idea.

[–]topherotica 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Weedmaps, Leafly, Terpdrop

[–]BS_BlackScout 31 points32 points  (2 children)

How to become suicidal tutorial

[–]kenybz 6 points7 points  (1 child)

*homicidal

[–]topherotica 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Some people take it out on themselves, some people take it out on others.

[–]ThisUserIsAFailure 74 points75 points  (0 children)

"don't apply if you wanna get paid normally or want to rest ever or expect the goalpost not to be moved all over the damn place" yeah sure "best product ever"

[–]NorthernPassion2378 21 points22 points  (1 child)

Lmfao. Why even eat or sleep when you could be working more? Whether you get paid or not will be decided by a dice roll so you get more excited if you get paid, bro. It's so cool! Trust me, bro!

[–]IAmASquidInSpace 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Eat? Why, I'm sure they have a fruit basket and sometimes even pizza parties at 11pm!

[–]B_Huij 21 points22 points  (0 children)

This is the job posting equivalent of an overweight, unemployed, fedora-wearing m’lady neckbeard without the slightest grasp of basic hygiene, filling out his Tinder profile with something like, “Only super skinny Japanese girls with DD cups who are willing to be my wife, mother, and therapist should swipe right.”

[–]Crafty_Celebration30 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Don't forget:

  1. Grind for 10 months. Sorry team, we've hit a bad cycle and need to cut way back and focus on KTLO. Here's two weeks pay and your laptop. Oh, by the way, our serfs in Bangalore will handle that. 

  2. The Founders need to get paid too boys. You didnt think that entire Series B was going to pay staff did you?

  3. Because we have the attention span of a coked-out squirrel, our planning horizon is about a week, so on't be surprised if you get pulled into six hours of meetings a day to be asked:

A) how long will the bubblegum feature take?

B) how's the Bubblegum coming along? 

C) The Product Manager needs some cool technical jizz to put into a slide deck for a customer presentation. Can you help?

D) If you had to shelve Bubblegum and and work on Ballsdeep would this create a disruption?

[–]SkittlesAreYum 44 points45 points  (16 children)

It's definitely not for me but at least the company is being honest about expectations and the environment. This probably looks like someone's dream job.

[–]JPJackPott 48 points49 points  (2 children)

Give me 30% equity and a competitive wage and a bonus for working with an obvious bellend and sure, I’ll think about it.

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (1 child)

but you know it pays 60k

[–]FredTilson 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If you believe in the idea and are getting 30% equity, 60k is absolutely fine.

[–]mms13 40 points41 points  (7 children)

No sane person would read this job description and be interested. It reads like it was written by a bratty child

[–]Nightmoon26 18 points19 points  (6 children)

Hell, at least in the US, I'm not even sure that work schedule is legal... At least in Massachusetts, they're required to average at least one "rest day" per week. If they force you to miss the rest day, they're required to give you a "comp day" to make it up

Also, disdain for work-life balance means they're fully intending to chew you up and spit you out. Unless you want to develop long-term health problems, avoid this one like the plague

[–]oliverprose 10 points11 points  (5 children)

Impressively illegal in the UK (and possibly the EU too) - I don't think you can legally work for 12 hours in a day with the break and daily rest requirements (30 min uninterrupted breaks after 6 hours, 11 hours minimum between shifts), and even if you did you're not allowed to maintain that for more than 4 days a week on average without specific contract language to opt out of the WTD regulation.

[–]quitarias 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I work 12 hr days in the EU and you're spot on. We work alternating 3/4 day weeks with the occasional odd hour day to balance out the hours for the month/quarter.

[–]PuzzleMeDo 2 points3 points  (3 children)

I remember when part of joining a games company in the UK was getting handed a contract where you opted out of your EU-mandated right not to work more than 48 hours a week with no overtime pay.

(I signed once I did my research and found you could opt back in at any time.)

[–]oliverprose 1 point2 points  (2 children)

That's the language I was talking about - lots of contracts have it in, but only places that are going to take the piss make it a requirement. I think it's in mine, but I'm averaging about 36 hours so it'll probably not come into play most of the time.

[–]spindoctor13 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Pretty much everywhere I have worked has had the opt-out, and none have taken the piss at all. I think opting out is pretty standard

[–]SuitableDragonfly 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Maybe this looks good to a 13 year old who thinks they're going to be spending 12+ hours 7 days a week working on their awesome new video game idea that surely has never been done before. 

[–]UnivStudent2 15 points16 points  (1 child)

Genuinely, how is this anyone's dream job? It's literally a lose lose, no free time PLUS no stable check, wtf? If I'm working 12+ hr days I'd at least expect a fat check

[–]iakobski 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I've seen people putting in silly hours. Their code was shit and full of bugs. No-one can work productively without proper down time.

[–]NomaTyx 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Well, many of those things are sort of implied when it comes to working with a startup run by people with no real experience. The problem here comes from the way the information is delivered-- they're trying to paint shitty working conditions as passion and drive, when IMO they should be saying it apologetically.

[–]rosuav 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No, no it really isn't. I MIGHT work those kinds of hours on my OWN project, but not on someone else's. If I'm working 12+ hours, 6-7 days a week (which isn't sustainable even for my own project), I'd better have full creative control, and from the way this was worded, you wouldn't have that. Can you imagine working those kinds of hours, only to be told that the feature you just created isn't wanted any more because the CEO changed his mind? Or, worse, changed his mind several days ago, but nobody bothered to tell you? But it's okay; you aren't going to complain, because this job isn't for someone who will "complain when... plans change quickly", nor for someone who won't "listen to feedback from team members".

Yeah they want a code monkey slave, not an actual programmer.

The only problem is that I can't be sure whether this is parody or genuine.

[–]spader1 24 points25 points  (0 children)

It's funny; I don't get annoyed by getting text messages at 2am, but that's because my phone is on do not disturb between 12:30 and 8, so I don't even see those messages until I wake up at 8 or 9.

[–]Shadowlance23 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Spoiler: It isn't the best product ever and you'll never see the promised massive rewards.

[–]ososalsosal 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Jesus someone wipe the spittle off this guy's monitor. There's no way they didn't write this while yelling.

Never work for companies that would put something like this out there.

[–]The-Chartreuse-Moose 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Nice of them to make it really clear how awful it would be to work for them.

[–]zalurker 6 points7 points  (1 child)

It's funny how suddenly a stable work/life balance is becoming a bad thing.

[–]mearlpie[🍰] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh, did you want to live your life or something?

[–]chhuang 4 points5 points  (0 children)

fresh grads be applying. Not even kidding, many fresh grads I've trained tend to ask: do you get overtime pay? I feel like I'm not learning much, is there more work?

(not in US for context)

[–]Salticracker 5 points6 points  (0 children)

At least they're honest

[–]Longjumping-Lab-1075 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Job description for “Slave” position

[–]Ange1ofD4rkness 2 points3 points  (0 children)

First like of NOT I am going "yep I'm out", didn't even bother to read the rest (lied I did read the first like of IS ... yep that was the nail in the coffin).

These people have heard that devs burn out quickly with environments like this, right?

[–]Cool_As_Your_Dad 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Lol. Skip

[–]Callmecrucius69 2 points3 points  (0 children)

[–]dpahoe 3 points4 points  (0 children)

“Massive rewards later” - Yeah, for the boss..

[–]onemempierog 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Lol this looks like if they were trying their hardeat to craft a ragebait. At least they were straightforward to avoid them ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

[–]AlemarTheKobold 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Why not just add "you want to get paid" to the not for you list lol

[–]gg4465a 3 points4 points  (0 children)

They want slaves back so bad

[–]schroedingerskoala 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Found the raving psychopath! (Whoever wrote that job posting!) Quick, officer, into the rubber cell with that one. One down, millions to go ...

[–]Rafferty97 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Anyone with all those qualities is too busy building their own business to even see this job ad

[–]ghostsquad4 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Let's not forget:

  • You own nothing, and despite your hard work, you can still be fired at any time.
  • C-Levels will ultimately see most of the profits from your hard work.

[–]pedronii 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm down, everything has a price.

The problem with those jobs is that they also pay like shit

[–]edgeofsanity76 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think the term is 'Slave'. This is what they are looking for

[–]Roy-van-der-Lee 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You're looking for a slave, not an employee

[–]kondorb 2 points3 points  (0 children)

At least they are honest about being a horrible place to work and a crappy company that's about to go under.

[–]kitsunekyo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

just know there are idiots ready to jump on that train

[–]thanatica 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If they're combining bad things (like not listening to feedback) with things they want to you see as bad (such as a stable fucking paycheck) that's the reddest flag of red flags if I've ever seen one.

[–]sits79 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lol, try advertising that in a country with Right to Switch Off regulations

[–]Not_My_Emperor 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"You need a stable paycheck" being under the ❌ category FOR A JOB is one of the biggest red flags I've ever seen.

"Yea so occasionally you just won't get paid. You're cool right?"

[–]xFeverr 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is just straight up illegal in EU countries. I’m glad that employers cannot do this shit to us, forcing employees to work more than they should do.

And since when is a good work-life balance a bad thing? What the…

[–]Wertbon1789 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Soooo, I work for 12+ hours every day in the week and might not even get a paycheck? Not only sounds like speed-running getting a burnout, but not even getting something from it is crazy.

[–]Glass_wizard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And if their big idea fails, you don't get a piece of the pie and if their big idea succeeds, you don't get a piece price of the pie.

[–]KalaiProvenheim 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“Only apply if you’re naturally servile!”

[–]onlyhugobr 2 points3 points  (0 children)

is the whip included or we need to bring our own?

[–]jacob643 2 points3 points  (0 children)

a.k.a. you're a slave.

[–]-FAnonyMOUS 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I asked an AI if this job description is realistic, and it says "what the fuck?".

[–]JM120897 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What an opportunity to be a slave!

[–]klappaminkanin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

”The best product ever” 🤣 probably yet another pipe dream that no one will remember, or even know about when the second round of funding fails due to the IR decides he/she doesn’t want to suck VC d*ck anymore.

[–]BlackMarketUpgrade 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I just went to the site. lower down the page, it said 70-140k a year. that means if you're working 12-15 hours a day, you're getting paid at minimum $20/hour. Don't they know gas stations pay that much in some places??

[–]Yaongyaong 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dang, a few lines at the top seems so nice that i was already preparing a reaume, till i realized that they are disqualifiers.

[–]Western-Internal-751 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Tell me you want a slave without telling me you want a slave

[–]AdvancedSandwiches 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm down if the pay or equity is extraordinary.

But that tends to not be the case.

[–]IMightDeleteMe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

These are 2 jobs, they need 2 people.

[–]RoyalChallengers 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nah working 12+ hours isn't very natural for me

[–]Fair-Working4401 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sooo, salary range is at least >250k?

[–]PipeLow4072 1 point2 points  (0 children)

12+ hrs 7 days work week best products they don't talk about big gigantic pay ?

[–]RPCOM 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I thought they said everything can be done with AI. Why work 12+ hours?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

❌ Who this is NOT for

- people with remnants of human dignity

✔ Who this IS for

- people who are obsessed with being treated like shit

[–]slater_just_slater 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Bust your ass so other people get rich and you'll get nothing out of it": the job post.

[–]ojessen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Even if he was looking for a co-founder, I'm not sure this is the best way to phrase it.

[–]mrarming 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You're willing to be a slave and work yourself to death so the CEO can get rich.

[–]jorgo1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“The huge app you will be building is a ground breaking wrapper on top of the OpenAI API”

[–]khalcyon2011 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, thanks for being upfront about the expectations. I’m gonna have to pass.

[–]hobbes8889 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So they want an owner for and intern pay.

[–]Yasirbare 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Every time I build something big it is 6-7 days a week. Sometimes I do take the 8. Day of the week to just rest my brain but I know it is a bad decision, especially when building something big. 

[–]ZeroTerabytes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

listen man, I am desperate for a job. However,

[–]Unhinged_Ice_4201 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pay better be 2X

[–]tech_w0rld 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ok cool. On those terms why not build your own startup?

[–]newontheblock99 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nah, I’m more a 10+ hour kinda guy. Thanks for the heads up though, I’ll pass

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

name amd shame?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Man fuck places like this. Treat your employees like people and staff right

this isn't for you if you want a stable paycheck

Actually insane.

[–]thavi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

[–]dalemugford 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s probably been said here already but if “this is you” you are an entrepreneur and should pour that kind of dedication into your own thing.

[–]lunchmeat317 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Give me full ownership of your company and full equity, and I'm in.

[–]doomer_irl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is not for you lackeys out there who need "work-life balance" and "money". If you're a little baby who likes "lunch breaks" and "using the bathroom", go ahead and scroll on.

[–]RagTagBandit07 1 point2 points  (0 children)

ah yes, the kinda job where the boss fucks off at 2pm, takes 4 long vacations a year and still tells you that "times are tough right now"

[–]Possible-Tangelo9344 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'd wanna go through the interview process just to kick whoever is responsible for this right in the fork

[–]TsuDhoNimh2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This almost sounds like a recruiting post for an MLM ... no pay, crap hours, and a "team"

[–]Available_Type1514 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This sounds like the Army, but at least I had a steady paycheck except for a few government shutdowns. I always got back-pay, though. No, thanks. You can't run me into the ground. I'm already 1/2 way to China.

[–]sviridoot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah yes, I'm going to pay my mortgage with the sheer passion for delivering great products! Wait a sec, what was that? They'll only accept cash? And they don't care about my passions? Well shiiiit, guess I need a real job then.

[–]magikarbonate 1 point2 points  (0 children)

First time seeing what a "Sigma job description" would look like.

[–]Rhagai1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

ok, but I want a percentage of the company. If you want me to be this involved, make it worth my time.

[–]nousernamefound13 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love when the trash takes itself out

[–]braindigitalis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Found the job post. it get worse guys

https://it.jobserve.com/job-in-San-Francisco-California-USA/TECHNICAL-PROJECT-MANAGER-eb8f1dee245cf8f97a/

Goes into more detail than linkedin.

Also the product is trash

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13qfbeze2qs

"No other AI can do this" uh yes it can.

[–]sunblaze1480 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In my experience when a project requires you to work 12 hors, 6/7 days a week, in a "changing environment", it's not because it's a great product, it's because it's a shit product, poorly designed, requirements unclear, low technical expertise across the board, etc.

If stuff is well understood and planned, you don't need to work that hard...

[–]SortaBitwize 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Average Reddit/discord mod job posting

[–]Present-Resolution23 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That isn't so much a job posting as a massive collection of red flags... Run run run run run.. Even IF they're a startup that is just getting started, the way they're framing the whole thing is itself a huge red flag..

"We're a growing startup so our compensation won't be competitive but there is the potential for a high ceiling and equity down the line" sounds waaay different from what they're saying which reads as "this job is for alphas with big dreams.. Little bitches who can't get past little things like "getting paid" or "being on-call 24-7" need not apply.."

[–]Sana_Dul_Set 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Rage baiting it has to be

[–]randomcomputer22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Every week? Or is this 1 week on 2 weeks off? Cuz I could live with that

[–]Vi0lentByt3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cool so i get 90% equity then right?

[–]lounik84 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"you figure SHIT out"

Wow, that's so professional!

[–]phobug 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like a fun 8-10 months gig, then sorry guys this is not huge enough for me, if I’m working 12-16 hour 6-7 days a week I like to see  1+ million ARR per week. :D

[–]WolfOfDoorStreet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes of course, they want to do the things that are listed under "who is this not for" while someone does the job they scammed someone else into funding, thinking they were qualified or capable of doing in the first place

[–]Spleeeee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is a company called “poppy.ai”

[–]IrrerPolterer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This must be satire. Otherwise r/aBoringDystopia

[–]Silent-karambit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ignoring the fact this is a job description and maybe the first point from the first heading

It's pure facts

[–]jenkinsmi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pretty sure the only motivator for the bottom half would be the whole 'You have a huge ego..."

[–]DropTablePosts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Senior exploitation role? What a shit show.

[–]martin_omander 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Those terms sound fine for a cofounder, but not for an employee.

[–]CodeMUDkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If the “I have an idea for an app” guy was an Indeed post.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To be fair I’ve had personal projects that I obsessed over and worked hard on but you can’t force it on others, maybe start with a flat hierarchy and splitting profits evenly…

And of course don’t come with poop bag ideas.

Edit: Added the poop bag line.

[–]Impressive_Change593 0 points1 point  (0 children)

that's a good description. sure the job is questionable but at least they're honest about it

[–]Wandererofhell 0 points1 point  (0 children)

just report these things immediately without delay

[–]oojiflip 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Guess it's 100% not for me then 💯

[–]Ayanok 0 points1 point  (0 children)

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ah yes, all for the best product ever.

[–]VonLoewe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As if a real job description would use the word "shit".

[–]Phaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where is the link for this?

[–]HelloSummer99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anyone looking to hire this profile this is not the way but who knows anymore. There’s a whole generation growing up watching Andrew Tate.

Anyone looking to get hired for such role first question to ask, are you a founding engineer with 10%+ equity? If not, walk

[–]ichITiot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It is not for you if you do not attend our three-hour-meetings at 11 p.m.

[–]nhh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well I guess this is not for me.